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How do you confuse an Aggie?
Give him a pack of M&M's and tell his to put them in alphabetical order.
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Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station?
Aggie search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.
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How did the Aggie break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree. | ||
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A Longhorn walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Aggie joke.
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Aggies. So do you still want to tell that joke?" The Longhorn says, "No I guess not. I would'nt want to have to explain it three dang times."
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