Ban TMO from raiding till velious

[Bwils]

Fucking Nerds

[Bodeanicus]

It's the only place a pussy like Harrison gets any attention. I guess that whale who had his bastard pays attention to him sometimes, though. When she wants ice cream, probably. He actually thinks I give a fuck if he posts my pic. I POSTED THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE, RETARD. You will notice, however, I don't look like I've had the shit beat of me for being an annoying, lying pussy.

[BodeanicusBaldingSlob]

Petrified, in his 50s so badly, that he can't post who he was 3 years ago on a game he "no longer plays".

Look how mad he is 3 years later, about how badly I ripped open his asshole in public because he likely said some massively retarded shit in OOC.

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by BodeanicusBaldingSlob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Petrified, in his 50s so badly, that he can't post who he was 3 years ago on a game he "no longer plays".

Look how mad he is 3 years later, about how badly I ripped open his asshole in public because he likely said some massively retarded shit in OOC.

I don't play. Didn't get a toon past 40. Probably never will. The days of playing 12 hour days are long over. Don't care what you think about it either. It's obviously VRY SERUS BUSNESS to you. You keep crying like the little pussy you are about TMO CHEATIN GITTN MAH LOOTS. Maybe you can call your FBI contacts, GITZ MAH TOON INFO. You really think I'm going to tell you so you can fuck with me in game if I decide to play again in the future? I hope your little bastard walrus child turns out smarter than meat cuttin' daddy.

I really come here to play with you, fantasize about going balls deep in your little starfruit. It's interesting you used the phrase "ripped open his asshole." I'm thinking that's a Freudian slip. A little window into what goes on in your mind. The reason you love to call people "faggot." Maybe THAT'S the reason they kicked you out of the Guard. Were you playing hide the sausage in the showers? I'll put you in a dress, put a read wig on you, make you my own little "Faggoty Ann." Maybe we'll make a baby of our own, sweetpea.

[BodeanicusBaldingSlob]

Lol paragraphs of rage from this >50 year-old slob

Frightened to death that I might find out what shitty little nobody he was 3 years ago in a game he's terrible at.

[Bodeanicus]

Can't hear you, sexy. Make another TOR forum account.

[BodeanicusBaldingSlob]

Terrified.

[Massive Marc]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

See, this is what I'm talking about. You actually think people who aren't in your homoerotic circle-jerk called a guild give a fuck about your "skills." No sane person gives out their phone number to absolute strangers so they can be called at all hours to kill pixels. No sane person thinks that wasting hours upon hours of their lives acquiring worthless and meaningless loot means anything at all. You've got a website that, frankly, screams social ineptitude, non-existent hygiene and extended adolescence. It's something 14 year old kids do, not grown ass adults. Not those with social skills, anyway. So, while your "skills" my impress your fellow Asperger's victims, most other people think you're pathetic and most probably insane. And a virgin.

So keep killing pixels, "son," and keep sucking your guildmate's dicks on your sad website. Someone will be impressed. Probably Harrison, since he keeps crying about you not letting him be the pivot man in your "guild."

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[The Revanchist]

nukka

[86753o9]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know, I don't have a dog in this fight. I don't care who gets what pixels. I don't even play the fucking game anymore. It was fun to play for a while for nostalgia's sake. Before the sociopaths took over the server. I mainly forum lurk because it's fun to fuck with Harrison. But after looking at http://www.themysticalorder.net, I don't know what's sadder: the drama grown ass people perpetrate on this forum about an ancient video game, or that guild website cheering itself over shit that's been done literally hundreds of thousands to millions of times:

"It's been a great week for TMO as we continue to dominate the competition. Great job on double kills on Trakanon, Venril Sathir, Cazic Thule, Innoruuk, and Faydedar. The random repop was awesome - Thanks Rogean, Nilbog, and Amelinda for making it happen!"

"VP as a free for all competitive zone has been incredibly challenging, yet fun. VP is TMO territory and it feels good, but possession of valuable land sometimes calls for a little housekeeping. Props to the TMO Special Ops Team for keeping the vermin out."

"Sometimes it doesn't pay to get out of bed, especially when batphones seem to go off every five minutes. But when you want to remain the top guild on a server, sacrifices must be made..."

"However there has been one word that has been at the forefront of everyones mind since the start of the year... Yes those wonderful items of status and achievement... The EPICS!"

If I didn't know any better, I would think this was a parody of the ridiculous websites like Triton or Fires of Heaven back in the day. I mean, fucking really?

Like I said man, the Icy Hot Stuntaz of EQ. After reading a few threads on this forum it's difficult for me to believe that some of the posters were old enough to be credit card holders in 1999. Makes me wonder if they're here because they prefer eq circa 1999 or if they're just here because it's free.