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Old 10-14-2012, 07:20 PM
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I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:38 PM
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:56 PM
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I'm going to create a GUI interface in Visual Basic to capture the ships passing in the night.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:21 PM
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This is Everquest at it's god damn finest

Stay butthurt, TMO. Keep reminding everyone how great you are.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:37 PM
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Drug dealers:
  1. Refer to their clients as "users".
  2. "The first one's free!"
  3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
  4. Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
  5. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  6. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
  7. Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
  8. Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
  9. Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers:
  1. Refer to their clients as "users".
  2. "Download a free trial version..."
  3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
  4. Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
  5. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  6. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
  7. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
  8. Their product causes unhealthy addictions - DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
  9. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:44 PM
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:16 PM
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Shuit the fuck up you god damn faggots why the fuck are you so upset that you got fucking played you pieces of shit you think you can threaten somebody in everquest look how retarded you are.
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:56 PM
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[18:39] *** Jeremy has joined #project1999
[18:41] *** Jeremy has quit IRC: Excess Flood
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[18:43] Reiker: jeremy having packet issues
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In your unfailing love, silence my enemies; destroy all my foes, for I am your servant.
Blessed be the LORD my strength, who teaches my hands for war, and my fingers to fight. (Psalms 143:12-144:1)
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:58 PM
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Shuit the fuck up you god damn faggots why the fuck are you so upset that you got fucking played you pieces of shit you think you can threaten somebody in everquest look how retarded you are.
lol Brad Pitt is weak
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:03 PM
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lol Brad Pitt is weak
green ranger pretty funny and original, i bet you are clever in the real worlds. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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