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Old 10-30-2012, 04:01 PM
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Or you could just hire a midget, dress it in a teddy bear costume and sit in your room all day?
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:05 PM
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Or you could just hire a midget, dress it in a teddy bear costume and sit in your room all day?
I like it!


Also, you could rig up some laser triggered alarm system that causes a very load siren to sound and the only way to shut off the siren is if you enter a passcode or something so your roommate won't be able to shut it off. It will not only tell you if your roommate entered your room, but he probably won't be wanting to go into your room again when you leave. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:13 PM
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You could rub your feces all over the doorknob and then check for fingerprints when you get home. If the prints aren't yours, you've been trespassed upon.
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:11 PM
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You could rub your feces all over the doorknob and then check for fingerprints when you get home. If the prints aren't yours, you've been trespassed upon.
This is probably the best suggestion you are going to get. You also shouldn't stop with just the door. Smear feces over your cookware, clothes, towels, anything of yours you think your roommate is using unjustly. You will catch him red handed!
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:26 AM
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This is probably the best suggestion you are going to get. You also shouldn't stop with just the door. Smear feces over your cookware, clothes, towels, anything of yours you think your roommate is using unjustly. You will catch him red handed!
You mean brown handed?
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:19 PM
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quit bein a pussy and just confront him like wtf bro goin in my shit ur gonna learn a real lesson now motherfucker
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:19 PM
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Or you could rig the front door to drop a tub of hot peanut butter on your room mate's head and then pull open a cage that holds a half dozen hungry rabid chimpanzees?
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:05 PM
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I dunno clever maybe? lol theres lots of other tricks that are similar but thse are ones ive used and know will work [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:14 PM
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more like shit handed...... ew just ew...... cmon people this person has a legit issue how would you like it if someone came into where you live and messed with your shit and you couldnt prove it?
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:19 PM
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Listen Lolondar, the poop idea is brilliant because it is not only a detection mechanism. It is also a deterrent.
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