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Old 06-11-2010, 03:40 PM
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Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."
At first sight I think she will scream STD and run.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:35 PM
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Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."
Well, the alternative to shaving is waxing, which can have bumps as well or nair which can burn the whole works into looking like 1 giant scab that makes a morning wood a lesson in pain.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:38 PM
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it's like you make the atomic bomb (server) and you don't want to let other countries (guilds) have nuclear secrets (under the radar information). it's gm's business and no one else's or else everyone gets nuked. letting Iran or North Korea beta test and keep the successful nukes, makes other countries uncomfortable.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:49 PM
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:41 PM
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My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.
He does have soft facial hair. As to his lack of manscaping...well I won't go there.
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:42 PM
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He does have soft facial hair. As to his lack of manscaping...well I won't go there.
Bahaha
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:55 PM
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I'm so going to get smacked for this later...

Okay, so here is Branaddar not so scruffy engaging in a tea party (excuse the mess, we had just moved in)
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Longer goat, mildly scruffy as I had just engaged in a rousing emergency c-section and he had no time to go home and shave.
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Actually shaved and trimmed...
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:08 PM
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Hahahah

Adorable.
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:13 PM
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This thread was more entertaining than anything currently in RnF. IB and DA need to step up their game.
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:15 PM
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IB and DA wouldn't want to make public their leet manscaping strats. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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