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Old 03-09-2013, 02:11 PM
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Ain't a man 'til you get some stanky on your wanky.
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Old 03-09-2013, 02:43 PM
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im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man
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Old 03-09-2013, 02:52 PM
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im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man
Wait until you are married
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Old 03-09-2013, 02:52 PM
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im a virgin but the day i bed a women i wont be thinking of the smell, just the fact that yes after 33 years im ready to join society as a man
It's overrated. Try bedding a dude instead.
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Old 03-10-2013, 02:11 AM
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Exactly how I see it.

Not to mention, I had a buddy get gonorrhea from a chick that was like that. After she left he was complaining about it and at first I just thought it was the slight smell... nope, this was horribad. He washes his sheets/comforter, because they smell, after the dryer finishes and he opens the door the whole place smelled like 2 week old sun baked shrimp. The memory of that smell and him getting gonorrhea = not able to for me.
Damn better get my shit checked, and better notify the countless women Ive seen in the past 8 years
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:10 AM
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i met this broad at the bar down the road, and she is one of the hottest girls i have ever been with, but her vagina smelled so bad i had to stop fooling around with her to smoke a cigarette outside. After she left, my entire room still smelled of catfish bait. Is this normal?
Nice story. How much did you pay for her?
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:17 AM
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True story...
Went to the local grocery store late one day, deathly sick and needed some NyQuil.
Went to the short-short line, second up.
All of a sudden, I thought to myself, daaaaamn, they got a load of rotten fish in or something.
Looked down at the counter in front of me, and the chick ahead had 4 bottles of douche.
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:22 AM
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All of a sudden, I thought to myself, daaaaamn, they got a load of rotten fish in or something.
Looked down at the counter in front of me, and the chick ahead had 4 bottles of douche.
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