How oblivious are YOU?

[Itchybottom]

"Let me suck on your finger to show you how I really kiss"

To which I replied, "That's not very sanitary". [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Taxi]

Some girl i wanted to fuck but isnt really my style (material, obsessed with being thin) sleeps over my moms at christmas, my mom asks if its ok if me and her sleep in the same room. She says sure, same room. Im checking out stuff on the laptop, and shes telling me how shes fucking this football pro guy with no strings attached, and that she doesnt speak alot of english so would i mind helping her a bit (shes fiddling with her cell phone)? She says "You can tell me something dirty" I answer: "Sorry i dont really find football pro guys inspiring". OOPS. Not really oblivious but i thought anecdote was good enough to post lol.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by Itchybottom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Let me suck on your finger to show you how I really kiss"

To which I replied, "That's not very sanitary". [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ROFL... I think I've said something along these lines before:

Her: "Put it in my ass."

Me: "That seems like a good way to get hepatitis..."