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Old 10-01-2014, 03:44 AM
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For better sperms take some vitamins B6 and B12 and folic acid.
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Old 10-01-2014, 07:50 AM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
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Old 10-01-2014, 07:56 AM
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Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.
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Old 10-01-2014, 08:40 AM
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I read somewhere that a certain small percentage of the population has killer sperm. And that those sperm have a much higher chance of getting to an egg because they kill the other sperms of the lesser peoples
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:23 AM
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I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
Could it be from sitting crouched over a monitor all day wearing nothing but tightey whitey underwear & a Walmart tshirt playing an MMO drinking Dr. Thunder? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:37 AM
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Let your girl lick your balloon knot a little
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:44 AM
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Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:43 AM
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Truly an LRON quality post.
For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:52 AM
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For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.
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