Elven Dating

[Pitborn]

Lock myself in office with drugs and video games.

[Stalos_]

Early 20s no kid - just continue being a dick like in high school or else she will find someone else who's willing to be.

Late 20s no kids - I don't know, I knocked mine up at 24. I'm nice to her now.

[Zalaerian]

30s >>>>>>>> 20s

career usually in full swing....more self esteem....less crazy by far. Every chick I was with in her 30s was light years ahead of anything in their 20s

[bubur]

i should probably add a disclaimer, my gf isnt of western culture so your mileage with the reasonable human being approach may very

[Xaanka]

Originally Posted by Zalaerian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

30s >>>>>>>> 20s

career usually in full swing....more self esteem....less crazy by far. Every chick I was with in her 30s was light years ahead of anything in their 20s

mid 30's women are god's gift to this earth. biological clock's a tickin. you see, if they're not married and settled down with a big house by 35 they see themselves as a failure among their peers. as long as you can handle your shit and not get too attached/committed (get the snip) enjoy swimming in this sea of poon

my 70 year old dad keeps a picture of me on his desk at work and id say he gets at least 2 mid 30's girls asking about me and if they can get my number or my facebook daily. i'm pretty sick of the type his industry brings in & i'm trying to take a break from constant strange so i can work on my career savings etc, so i recently told him to turn them down for me. now, most of them immediately jump on his dick after they find out i'm out of the question. if my 70 year old gray haired dad can be swimming in 30 yr old pussy any of you nerds on here can be too.

develop a non-childlike sense of fashion. when you dress up, don't make it look like you're going to a costume party in dad's tuxedo like you unironically take GQ seriously. be yourself, and be confident.

its not very hard to get laid constantly. i mean fuck i look like an 18 year old twink elf (ask georgie or anyone else who had access to the tmo forums)

[Xaanka]

also if you have a beard, unless its well groomed and of moderate length at most, get rid of it while you're single. beards are for growing out when you're settled down because your wife won't leave you since she needs someone to raise her kids.

theres some beards that can work, and some that can even be pussy magnets if done right, but i rarely see them. unkempt beard = sign of poor hygeine and smelly cock. girls gonna be thinking about cleaning the brown stains outta your tightie whities if she thinks about datin you. overly groomed, waxed moustache dorquery = this guys an alcoholic hipster, he's probably going to leave me for another man in 5 years.

fresh shave, straight razor, good hair. can't do you wrong if you have an attractive facial structire.

[JboxCSU]

Tell her she's right, go have make-up sex.

[Xaanka]

make-up sex is almost as good as hatefucking

[Sirban]

I don't want to fuck her when she is berging due to being right

[JboxCSU]

Originally Posted by Sirban [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't want to fuck her when she is berging due to being right

You won't win.

It's the interwebs and everyone lies, but I've been married 7 years. The only positive solution is make-up sex. Everything else is a dead end.