Help me create a short story...

[boboo]

Then*

[boboo]

And then some alien came to Hoggen's house while he was sleeping and brought him to venus, a planet with a runaway greenhouse effect which makes the surface hellishly hot to make him understand the dangers of CO2 but forgot humans are not that sturdy and he melted in about 20 seconds

[Appaullo]

A new, different bar patron eyed the busty Asian in the pink bikini and realized that the crotch bulge and adams apple were merely ill placed wishful thinking and continued to watch her bounce around.

(Getting the story BACK on track).

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

She bounced over to the bar and ordered 6 shots of Goldschlagger.

[Alawen Everywhere]

One man stepped forward and said, "Let me get those for you." Another immediately responded, "No, let ME," and he was contested by another and then another. Soon, at least two dozen men with dilated pupils and a sheen of sweat began pushing and shoving each other and a full-fledged brawl broke out. The busty Asian girl knocked back her shots, giggled, sighed and bounced a few times for good measure.

[Chanus]

Meanwhile, someone in the corner is wondering if you people understand how this works.

[Slathar]

and then the asian girl pulls out a huge dildo with a chainsaw on it and saws off harrison's mr. potato like head jumps on the bar and lets loose a primal scream. then bounces.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Looking down from the bar, she spies a dubious looking individual in the corner. She advances on him, chainsaw raised, a malicious glint in her eyes. She's gonna show him just how this works.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Edit : Chainsaw-dildo. sorry.

[jilena]

Screeching "Is this how it works motherfucker?!", she swings the chainsaw-dildo down carving through one leg, then lightning fast she whips it back and thrusts it into his crotch, blood and bits of genitalia spraying everywhere...