Lets talk about our parents

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My dad was a gay Navy SEAL who couldn't handle his sexuality. He was also a narcissist, who constantly complained that no one "appreciated" what he did in Vietnam, which was to bang little Oriental boys in the poop chute. He used to make me and and my brother listen to Limbaugh, and watch Fox News constantly. We felt we had an obligation to join the service, but I got kicked out the the National Guard for being a retard, due to having my skull fractured by a pack of nigg... er, black folks. Now I lie awake at night, wondering what life would've been like if dad hadn't taken my on those "special" camping trips. I cry when I think about how much my butthole hurt on the ride back. Love ya, Dad. You were a true American hero.

Jesus Christ almighty.

[Piff]

my parents are still happily married. fuck y'all soft ass *****z.

[Slathar]

dad owns an enormous business and mom is an M.D.

[Eternal-Elf]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My dad was a gay Navy SEAL who couldn't handle his sexuality. He was also a narcissist, who constantly complained that no one "appreciated" what he did in Vietnam, which was to bang little Oriental boys in the poop chute. He used to make me and and my brother listen to Limbaugh, and watch Fox News constantly. We felt we had an obligation to join the service, but I got kicked out the the National Guard for being a retard, due to having my skull fractured by a pack of nigg... er, black folks. Now I lie awake at night, wondering what life would've been like if dad hadn't taken my on those "special" camping trips. I cry when I think about how much my butthole hurt on the ride back. Love ya, Dad. You were a true American hero.

I have seen you make negative comments on me being a Marine several times now. At least this shares some light on your hate of the military. However, your fathers actions do not reflect the rest of the people in the military. If you are being truthful about him, and what he did then that is pretty shitty bro.

[deneauth]

Got a great relationship with my entire family, 2 sisters, 1 brother, and my parents. Grew up in a small town in the middle of the country of Southwest MI. I was one of those priveliged children but my dad was not one to spoil so he made me work for everything I ever owned just like he did, I didn't understand back then but i appreciate the tough love now. Money is a taboo subject and is not to be talked about at family gatherings.

[Ektar]

wtb money

[Taryth]

My mom fucks shit up like a boss.
My father died around the time of my birth, so I never felt the sorrow of that passing.



This thread is pretty strange; I felt compelled by it's oddness to post.

[Ektar]

I hope you realize by the fact that he specified

Originally Posted by Tiggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also this is a RnF post

that it's not quite truthful nor looking for anyone to open up either :P

[Taryth]

Yes, which is why I said "my mom fucks shit up like a boss." She doesn't really fuck shit up, nor is she boss, unfortunately.


It's still a strange thread?

[Ektar]

I do suppose so. I yield to you sir.