ASOIAF / Game of Thrones (SPOILERS INSIDE)

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by AenorVZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Notes from my Season 6 Hatewatch:

Areo Hotah went out like a bitch. One little girl took him out with one little prick in the back? He wasn't on alert with a sand snake present?

Trystane went out like an even bigger bitch. Turned his back on one of them?

And finally the Dornish Master Plan is revealed: Doran carefully planned for 17 years only to get murdered by Oberyn's paramour and bastard after they apparently won over his entire guard right under his and Hotah's noses.

And then Tyrion and Varys go strolling around Mereen with no guard. DnD are fucking stupid. Cause nobody knows there's a Westerosi dwarf that's suddenly running the city on Daenerys' behalf. It took real effort for this shit to get more dumb than Season 5. Take a bow DnD.

Couldn't agree more. WTB the Winds of Winter

[AenorVZ]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

whoo I'm low on oxygen. been laughing all this time. This episode gave me Boardwalk Empire final season vibes.

maybe i'll have some formative thoughts after I recover from the Dornish Master Plan

Good call. Make sure you've caught your breath before you watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JxoX0Y59yQ

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by AenorVZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Notes from my Season 6 Hatewatch:

Okay so this opens with a bit of clunkiness. Almost the entire night's watch is in the great hall either siding with Thorne or accusing him of murder. This means people have seen Jon's body, but nobody secured the crime scene. Davos walks outside and there isn't a soul outside of Castle Black.

No explanation of how Theon and Sansa survived the fall that killed Randa.

"Go north, only north." She's suffering hypothermia and you think she can march weeks in the snow with no provisions?

Pretty good fight scene but the dogs poofed.

Areo Hotah went out like a bitch. One little girl took him out with one little prick in the back? He wasn't on alert with a sand snake present?

Trystane went out like an even bigger bitch. Turned his back on one of them?

And finally the Dornish Master Plan is revealed: Doran carefully planned for 17 years only to get murdered by Oberyn's paramour and bastard after they apparently won over his entire guard right under his and Hotah's noses.

And then Tyrion and Varys go strolling around Mereen with no guard. DnD are fucking stupid. Cause nobody knows there's a Westerosi dwarf that's suddenly running the city on Daenerys' behalf. It took real effort for this shit to get more dumb than Season 5. Take a bow DnD.

/applaud

all of that x2

[Pokesan]

starting to remind of TWD - trouble occurs because every character makes retarded choices.

[holahouze]

You guys need a pep talk. Any of us up to the challenge?

I thought Davos asking for mutton was hysterical!

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by holahouze [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You guys need a pep talk. Any of us up to the challenge?
I thought Davos asking for mutton was hysterical!

i will always love davos. i have a soft spot for certain onions

[holahouze]

A & A, you guys are big Thorne fans. I thought his speech to NW was very well done.

[beyondinfin]

RIP Dorne on the show, we (literally) hardly knew ye. Why even have Doran on the damn show in the first place?

Also the preview for next episode had my head wanting to explode already.

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by beyondinfin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

RIP Dorne on the show, we (literally) hardly knew ye. Why even have Doran on the damn show in the first place?

Also the preview for next episode had my head wanting to explode already.

i think they intended to do some Dorne. but then they heard the universal reaction of how bad it was, and its easier to axe the entire story... so they did.

[Sirken]

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