Dial A Port: Out Of Control Thugs??

[Kekephee]

Dial A Port has wasted no time in sending their HIRED THUGS to take me out. People from my own guild, people I thought were my friends and brothers, have made attempts on my life. The only reason I am still alive to tell you this is I had the fortune of making a successful Overthere hammer proc. YOU WON'T SILENCE ME THAT EASILY, DIAL A PORT

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Originally Posted by Kekephee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dial A Port has wasted no time in sending their HIRED THUGS to take me out. People from my own guild, people I thought were my friends and brothers, have made attempts on my life. The only reason I am still alive to tell you this is I had the fortune of making a successful Overthere hammer proc. YOU WON'T SILENCE ME THAT EASILY, DIAL A PORT

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[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Kekephee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dial A Port has wasted no time in sending their HIRED THUGS to take me out. People from my own guild, people I thought were my friends and brothers, have made attempts on my life. The only reason I am still alive to tell you this is I had the fortune of making a successful Overthere hammer proc. YOU WON'T SILENCE ME THAT EASILY, DIAL A PORT

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There is no escape, it doesn't matter where you go or who you try to hide behind! We have agents everywhere and its just a matter of time before we get you!

[Kevris]

We at Dial-A-Port do not condone any kind of violence!
Enough members of this community know and love us and our service!

Whenever you need us, we are always there ready to get you wherever you need to go!
In times of trouble, Dial-A-Port is there to serve and help, not obstruct!
Last night, for example, during the repop, many Dial-A-Port members helped many raids!
Looking back on the last few server repops, we've been on hand to help every guild.

Karmically speaking, dial-a-port is one of the best organizations on ’99!
Instantly we are on-hand when called, nearly 24 hours a day!
Lately we've grown and we have many more members waiting to help!
Low prices help us make sure everyone can afford to fly on Dial-A-Port!

You'll never have to wait for a port, as long as Dial-A-Port is around!
Other druids are out there, but we are the friendliest and most trusted source on '99!
Usually we're at every spire, sowing and buffing anyone who asks!

Always friendly, always reliable, Dial-A-Port is a top-knotch community resource
Lovingly we give back to our community, participating in many player-run events!
Lastly, thank you all for your support!

-McPorty Express <Dial-A-Port>

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Kevris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We at Dial-A-Port do not condone any kind of violence!
Enough members of this community know and love us and our service!

“I was just admiring that rifle of yours. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a finer one!” Cotton explained.

“I like it,” I answered him.

“So much so, you don’t carry a handgun?” Cotton asked.

“Each man to his own,” I answered him as I wiped sweat off my neck.

“What do you got against pistols, McCain?”

“Nothing. They may come in handy for some men,” I explained. “I’m a rancher. I use my gun for hunting animals, not men!”

Five years of corpses followed...

[webrunner5]

Originally Posted by Kevris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We at Dial-A-Port do not condone any kind of violence!
Enough members of this community know and love us and our service!

Whenever you need us, we are always there ready to get you wherever you need to go!
In times of trouble, Dial-A-Port is there to serve and help, not obstruct!
Last night, for example, during the repop, many Dial-A-Port members helped many raids!
Looking back on the last few server repops, we've been on hand to help every guild.

Karmically speaking, dial-a-port is one of the best organizations on ’99!
Instantly we are on-hand when called, nearly 24 hours a day!
Lately we've grown and we have many more members waiting to help!
Low prices help us make sure everyone can afford to fly on Dial-A-Port!

You'll never have to wait for a port, as long as Dial-A-Port is around!
Other druids are out there, but we are the friendliest and most trusted source on '99!
Usually we're at every spire, sowing and buffing anyone who asks!

Always friendly, always reliable, Dial-A-Port is a top-knotch community resource
Lovingly we give back to our community, participating in many player-run events!
Lastly, thank you all for your support!

-McPorty Express <Dial-A-Port>

Nilbog, ban the Guild. Throwing all law abiding poor Druids under the Bus. Has screwed up the P1999 economy. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] A plague like has never been seen on here other than RMTers. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Well maybe Diggles is worse!

[captnamazing]

kekephee was a brave man
standing up to the most sinister menaces
whose influence ranged across norrath

he called to Filbus
help me my friend
you and i have fought so long together

but Filbus
shaking, trembling
turned his back on the Erudite

flipped through the pages
/who all dial
/tell Dial I have him here

Do we have a deal?
Free ports for life
the price? kekephee's corpse on the WC spire

[Danyelle]

Keke if you die, I'll be sure to deliver the AoN/CoF you wanted from that eternal thread to your grave.





I may have to make it out of paper mache.






I will.

[Champion_Standing]

I really tried to make a graphic to explain the conspiracy going on here but this thread is just so corrupt that I couldn't fit it all onto one image.

[Kekephee]

Kekephee's Journal,

July 25, 2014
12:07 Central


Thought I had a promising lead re: Dial A Port conspiracy. One of their members reached out to me with a coded plea for help and a promise to answer any questions that remained. I was skeptical after my betrayal at the hands of Juevento, and rumors that even my own longtime companion Filbus, Hefe of the Vale, had made arrangements to sell me out- but this one felt real. I agreed to meet the DAP mole at the Skyfire spires... when I got there, I found them empty. There were clues. Signs of movement in the dirt; were they old tracks from some train on a sitting druid a ways back? This was a dangerous part of town, that blood on the ground could be anyone's- and almost certainly was. We've all bled on that spot. But it seemed fresh. I kept looking around, playing a tune I learned in my youth to locate clues, and eventually I found a note.

To The Dark Maestro,

hopefully it's you who finds this note. I had to abandon our meeting; too much heat. This place isn't safe. West Commons.

I made my way over to the Commonlands- I took a boat. Hiring a port seemed like the dumbest possible move at this point.


I found a safe place to hide and sneak, and now I'm waiting. The rain beats down on me, but my sweet blue Erudite hood protects me from the wetness and to tell you the truth, I'm glad for the extra cover. I'm afraid to play a song for warmth; hopefully I don't catch a cold.

End journal entry.


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