I RMTd and got banned, yes I'm still mad

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.

Thank you. I always knew sports were gay. Now i have proof.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

count the rings

/mic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKuWozzEhao

feel like Kobe tonight got on 5 rings

[Gilder]

Today I learned about Charles Haley.

WTF

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by Gilder [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Today I learned about Charles Haley.

WTF

It's well documented. Charles Haley is a legit crazy person. Michael Irvin had a bit of that in him too, might have just been the cocaine though.

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by arsenalpow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's well documented. Charles Haley is a legit crazy person. Michael Irvin had a bit of that in him too, might have just been the cocaine though.

As a Dallas Cowboys diehard - I can attest that Irvin and haley are both bat sh!t. Jeff Pearlman in his book Boys Will Be Boys really got some dirty stories out of ex-cowboys players somehow.

And yes Pokesan. You are DEFINITELY Charles Haley

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The first chapter of Boys Will Be Boys, Jeff Pearlman’s 2008 look at the Cowboys of the 1990s, is titled “Scissors to the Neck.” It tells the story of the time that Irvin, yes, took scissors to the neck of a teammate.

It started at training camp in 1998, when the six-foot-five, 318-pound McIver got into in a barber chair when it was Irvin’s turn.

“Seniority!” Irvin yelled, but McIver didn’t leave the chair.

“Seniority! Seniority! Seniority!” Irvin screamed. “Punk, get the f–k out of my chair!”

Teammate Erik Williams told McIver not to get up, because McIver wasn’t a rookie. Eventually, McIver stood up and shoved Irvin. Irvin shoved McIver back. McIver shoved Irvin again. Then, McIver grabbed Irvin and threw him toward a wall.

Next, McIver did what so many football people have said this week that a “grown-ass man” should do when bullied: McIver punched Irvin in the mouth.

And then Irvin grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed McIver in the neck.

“The motion was neither smooth nor slick, but jagged,” Pearlman writes, “like a saw cutting felt. The tip of the scissors ripped into McIver’s skin, just about his collarbone and inches from the carotid artery. McIver let loose a horrified scream.”

[ridiculousmoose]

Your the one that payed money for this dung heap!

[thufir]

I love staff changes to thread titles. Clarifies things greatly.