Help me create a short story... - Page 3

YendorLootmonkey · #21 01-15-2011, 07:21 PM

Laying in a pool of his own blood and gore, the dubious-looking individual's last words were something about insisting that was not how it works.

Alawen Everywhere · #22 01-15-2011, 07:33 PM

Three blocks away, Officer Bob was just finishing up getting sucked off by a tranny prostitute named Lucille (previously Luke) when the call came in.

Appaullo · #23 01-15-2011, 08:34 PM

"Damn it all to hell!" Officer Bob growled as he gunned the engine in his patrol car, he sped off towards the bar proclaiming : "Not in my town!! Not again!!"

YendorLootmonkey · #24 01-15-2011, 09:02 PM

Officer Bob also muttered to himself that he was a mere 24 hours from retirement, which, we have all seen enough cop movies to know what that foreshadows.

waldo · #25 01-16-2011, 11:23 PM

By the time Officer Bob pulled up, the asian was gone. All that was left was a mutilated body and genitalia everywhere. In a high pitched wail officer bob shouted, "KAAAAAHN!!!!"

Appaullo · #26 01-17-2011, 11:36 AM

A moment later he stumbled back towards a chair and missed slumping to the floor muttering : "You asian bimbo you've killed the genitalia .... you asian bimbo ... you've killed the genitalia .... you asian bimbo ... YOU'VE KILLED THE GENITALIA!"

jilena · #27 01-17-2011, 05:54 PM

As he tried to lift his doughnut infused bulk off the floor he felt something squish under his hand, recoiled as realized he was groping some mangled genitals, slipped in some blood, and fell face first into the someone in the corner's now butchered crotch...