Green Horror Stories

[Zappman123]

Originally Posted by branamil [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My horror story is that i wasted 8,000 hours to make my imaginary elf slightly more powerful until his world gets deleted

This post is very worrying don't post anything else like this I don't like your post

[RAWXJZVRZLAD]

Originally Posted by Danger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

blatant kill steals

Had this happen to the little rag tag group of gnomes I assembled. We were camping a spawn of a couple days at lvl 1/2, pretty obvious we were there. A lvl3 or so came by and started pulling every spawn from our little spot.

So, every time the kos named npc troll came by, I aggro'd her and trained her to the KS'er. Got us both killed a few times before she figured out I was doing it on purpose. Didn't get KS'd on purpose after that [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Kittik]

Got tired of kills being ganked from me while soloing in front of BB. While also asking to be invited to the group of 4. Decided to head to the Haunted Ruins. Died to a giant rat. Ran back, died to a wolf on the way. Ran back again. Got first corpse, continued on to get corpse that had stuff. Got it. Died immediately afterwords from a dread corpse. Ran back, died again to that fucking wolf. Proceed. Corpse 1, Corpse 2. Died again to a skeleton. Ran back got corpse. Ran to close to Chandra Handler. Died. Ran back, died to that mother fucking son of a bitch wolf again. Ran back. Corpse 1, corpse 2. Watched a guy fighting a skeleton and losing. He asked for help. I Died. Logged. Thinking about logging back in now. I hate this game so much. But I know it's true love.

[Danger]

Originally Posted by Kittik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Watched a guy fighting a skeleton and losing. He asked for help. I Died. Logged.

chortled

[RAWXJZVRZLAD]

Originally Posted by Kittik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Got tired of kills being ganked from me while soloing in front of BB. While also asking to be invited to the group of 4. Decided to head to the Haunted Ruins. Died to a giant rat. Ran back, died to a wolf on the way. Ran back again. Got first corpse, continued on to get corpse that had stuff. Got it. Died immediately afterwords from a dread corpse. Ran back, died again to that fucking wolf. Proceed. Corpse 1, Corpse 2. Died again to a skeleton. Ran back got corpse. Ran to close to Chandra Handler. Died. Ran back, died to that mother fucking son of a bitch wolf again. Ran back. Corpse 1, corpse 2. Watched a guy fighting a skeleton and losing. He asked for help. I Died. Logged. Thinking about logging back in now. I hate this game so much. But I know it's true love.

Deaths from wandering to unsafe areas and failed CR's. Sounds about as "classic" as it gets! I love i!

[tsuchang]

Originally Posted by Kittik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Got tired of kills being ganked from me while soloing in front of BB. While also asking to be invited to the group of 4. Decided to head to the Haunted Ruins. Died to a giant rat. Ran back, died to a wolf on the way. Ran back again. Got first corpse, continued on to get corpse that had stuff. Got it. Died immediately afterwords from a dread corpse. Ran back, died again to that fucking wolf. Proceed. Corpse 1, Corpse 2. Died again to a skeleton. Ran back got corpse. Ran to close to Chandra Handler. Died. Ran back, died to that mother fucking son of a bitch wolf again. Ran back. Corpse 1, corpse 2. Watched a guy fighting a skeleton and losing. He asked for help. I Died. Logged. Thinking about logging back in now. I hate this game so much. But I know it's true love.

That is the best story I have read about EQ ever!
Still laughing about it. I probably will convince my wife I'm crazy as I laugh about it later tonight.
Thanks, us old guys need the belly exercise of ROTFLMAO. <whew>

[Enme]

Leveled to 12 on Harms - 1 of 2 people (not anon) that could bind. Holy hell the tells...

[Jibartik]

I was so excited I didn't pay any attention to which [+] button I was hitting during character create [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

I was competing for spawns in n ro against a dwarf immigrant (bet he was a rogue).

He got into trouble against a fire beetle so i helped him out. We grouped up after that and things got smoother. Previously our competition was losing us mobs. After grouping up we were able to monopolise 3 x lvl 1 and 1 x lvl 2 spawns right next to a vendor.

Felt bad for the other low levels running around struggling to find mobs but none of them wanted to join us (apparently sharing would slow down xp) so we were happy with our 4 mobs / min cycle.

[Gustoo]

Grouping is best. On beta I grouped with 6 people and we slaughtered fippy like nutso.