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Old 03-13-2016, 10:35 PM
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Know this: that I have faith in our McMansions, our reality TV shows and our right to shoot brown people.
Mcmansions is pretty good lol impressed robopolitic had that one in there.
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Old 03-25-2016, 11:32 AM
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Looks like I was right again. Ted Cruz is extremely horny!

National Enquirer reporting FIVE affairs with FIVE different women. Balk at the source if you will, but the writer behind this is the same that won a Pulitzer for breaking the John Edwards story. There is serious meat behind this story, including pictures. Throwing that much into a falsehood would be slamdunk for libel, NE doesn't fucks with that.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...eating-claims/

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Poor Ted's wife. She trusTED but then he cheaTED and now he's busTED and his campaign is dusTED. #CruzSexScandal
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Old 03-25-2016, 12:15 PM
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Have you seen his shill for Goldmansachs wife? Its the same reason Bill went after (((Lewinsky)))).

Trump Vs Cruz Wife:
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Old 03-25-2016, 12:22 PM
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Cruz's wife has better hair.
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Old 03-25-2016, 12:24 PM
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confirmed ghey
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Old 03-25-2016, 12:31 PM
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If I offer more substantive commentary, like say, something about their breasts, would you reciprocate with colorful commentary in my ice cream chicken thread? I am really excited about this.
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Old 03-25-2016, 12:42 PM
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Forums have been "Tits or GTFO" for a long time now broheim....

SO TITZ OR GTFO
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Old 03-25-2016, 01:40 PM
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Have you seen his shill for Goldmansachs wife? Its the same reason Bill went after (((Lewinsky)))).

Trump Vs Cruz Wife:
My Humps, TBEP

Reimagined as Trump's Humps (Lover's Duet)

Whatcha gonna do with Donald's junk
All Don's junk inside your trunk

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump
I'l hump I'll hump I'll hump my little Donald's rump

Check it out

I drive the Donald crazy
I do it on the daily
He treat me like a pincess
He buy me all these ice creams
Soft-serve Kara-age
Panties and Katanas
Caring he be sharin'
All this money got me workin' hard
Leather? I ain't askin'
He say he love mah ass in
Wet dreams
Bad religion
I say no
But they keep drivin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I keep on smilin'
We can keep on datin'
Now they demonstratin'

They love they love they love they love
They love my lady lumps
My Trump my Trump my Trump
He's bought my lady lumps

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time in me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with Donald's junk
All Don's junk inside your trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

Whatcha gonna do with all this ass
All this ass inside these chaps

I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

'Cause you my Trump my Trump my Trump my Trump
My Trump my Trump my Trump my naughty daddy Trump

Frankly,

I met a girl an event, a very nice event
She said I was unbelievably handsom and
She could be my baby, she could be my baby
She said let's spend some time and not no money
And mix your milk with my marshmallow
Milky milky marshmallow
Mix your milk with my marshmallow
Milky milky
Right

They say I'm really sexy
The goys they wanna sex me
And now the tweetin' 'bout me
All about my nudes for GQ
Lusting for my hump hump
Lookin' at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
He a start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't google none my pics goy
You ain't my man goy
I's just enjoyin' France goy

I move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front

My loving got him

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time in me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with Donald's junk
All Don's junk inside your trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass on them screens

I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

Whatcha gonna do with Donald's junk
All Don's junk inside your trunk

I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast spillin out that dress

I'm a make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
And spending time in me

She's got me spending

Oh, spending all your money on me
Uh on me on me


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She has nice boobs too. I really like them and her cat eyes. pras Lady Trump
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Old 03-25-2016, 02:22 PM
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yikes. this story is getting yuuge!

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Old 03-25-2016, 02:30 PM
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Don't reckon this is what Trump meant when he said he'd spill the beans do you?
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