My life is a bigger disaster than yours

[Videri]

Originally Posted by Smellybuttface [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don’t think we’ve heard a timely update yet on OP’s constipation. We wait with bated breath!

Oo, look at you, using “bated breath” properly instead of the disturbing “baited breath” I all too often see. You’ve got a good smelly butt head on those shoulders!

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Videri [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oo, look at you, using “bated breath” properly instead of the disturbing “baited breath” I all too often see. You’ve got a good smelly butt head on those shoulders!

I always use "abated" in an effort to jump-start a conversation about Shakespeare, because if there's one thing that get the ladies nice and wet, it's the bard.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Videri [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oo, look at you, using “bated breath” properly instead of the disturbing “baited breath” I all too often see. You’ve got a good smelly butt head on those shoulders!

I wanted him to kiss me, but he was from Maryland. I ordered crab cake heavily seasoned with Old Bay and waited with baited breath.

[Videri]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wanted him to kiss me, but he was from Maryland. I ordered crab cake heavily seasoned with Old Bay and waited with baited breath.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Welp, I guess "baited breath" checks out in these rare instances of dating some kind of sea creature.

[Asteria]

Originally Posted by reznor_ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Drink some fucking water for Christs sake, if you actually want to take a shit. God you people with the teas...drink at least a gallon of water every 24 hours and keep doing your beach walks. I'm beginning to think OP is a poop fetishist, I just wasted 10 minutes reading this thread.

Thanks, been much better lately in this way - sorry I wasted your time! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I'm not a poo fetishist and my original post was not specifically about the #2 issue which the thread may have devolved into... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by Polycaster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would think the greater lesson would be to listen to the warnings of old crones, as they are virtually always a literary device for the author to impart wisdom.

Yes! Never listen to me for I'm a just a youngish crone very lacking in wisdom points.

Originally Posted by Smellybuttface [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don’t think we’ve heard a timely update yet on OP’s constipation. We wait with bated breath!

I'm better...things are much more regular in that way thankfully. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Darkfuneral]

5 Stars

[branamil]

NGL your life sounds horrible. It's really kind of easy to not be such a horrible fuckup but somehow you managed. You'd almost have to try to have such a shitty life as yours

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by French Wizard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Maybe they just have a tranny fetish and want to party with your backlogged backdoor?

the pumping action of the bottom sex is known to clear jams in the 'pipes'

it's like a plunger

[solleks]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the pumping action of the bottom sex is known to clear jams in the 'pipes'

it's like a plunger

Hmm maybe you haven't plunged yet. A plunger pushes the shit extra hard into the hole it doesn't blow it out into your bathroom

[Hazek]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmm maybe you haven't plunged yet. A plunger pushes the shit extra hard into the hole it doesn't blow it out into your bathroom

lmao good observation