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View Poll Results: Would you have sex with a tranny?
Yes, for bucket list 7 22.58%
Yes, daily 7 22.58%
No 18 58.06%
Would not pull out of "her" bush even if we were inside as the towers fell 3 9.68%
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:22 PM
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Contrary to the alleged assumption that those who have misgivings with their assigned birth sex are morally bankrupt deviants most closely akin to "wearing a fur suit in public", an inherently preposterous postulate and one wholely responsible for any enmity I hold towards its author, not all misgendered individuals, once realigned with a subjectively more congruent external appearance, manifest a horrifying visage inducing a palpable sense of loathing and disgust. Quite the opposite. A select few are quite comely and having met one willing to engage in consentual intercourse, I would, at present, deliberate agreeing to avail myself to his or her companionship for the course of an evening.
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:31 PM
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Are we melonposting now?

I do declare a most curious intrigue within the depths of my consciousness regarding the transsexual gender identity, notwithstanding my heterosexual sensibilities. Alas my sexuality is not so hidebound and ossified within the confines of a woman's adroit hands that I cannot avail myself of an attractive tranny, and I find the close-minded hostility of our more pious ilk inimical to the goodwill of the general public. Do you think it's moral for me to have sex with transsexuals? ^_^
Morality isn't the question, you see? If you copulate so formally with a wonderful tranny then, perhaps, maybe, you will cum with thee. It's not a perpetuation included in masturbation, but one where pleasure in regards to experimental sexuality is seen as a norm to which one's ends may be achieved. A mouth is a mouth, of course, and an ass is an ass, of course. So sparing all generalities, the port with which you choose to enter as lubed up as can be with the strokes of friction pulsing through the skin stimulating the senses, I should drink more often and strike a match zu fuegen meiner ziguratten, where with all adultery, cheating, lust filled misogyny is free with a fuck and a cum.
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Old 07-20-2016, 11:31 PM
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Bah! Some Tennyson driven drivel.
I don't get to choose what I write unfortunately. I wanted to respond with the finest of melonposts™, but it just doesn't come on demand like that. I started getting irritated and just wrote that I was lacking inspiration (that first line) and the rest fell out :/ I just share what I get.
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Old 07-21-2016, 01:14 AM
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I don't get to choose what I write unfortunately. I wanted to respond with the finest of melonposts™, but it just doesn't come on demand like that. I started getting irritated and just wrote that I was lacking inspiration (that first line) and the rest fell out :/ I just share what I get.
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Old 07-21-2016, 02:18 AM
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Here pull up a doghouse and I'll tell ya an original tail:
...er tale:


There once was a guy from nantucket
Who use to sit and bitch like a cucket
Then one day the guy called
For a doc though was appalled
But just the same he lost his cock as doc tucket.
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Old 07-21-2016, 04:08 AM
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Well?
Makes more sense for this type of poll to get some pics going. Its fair to say peoples perception varies wildly, and that most think crossdresser when they think transgender.

I am really not motivated right now to help this thread out, maybe later.
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Old 07-21-2016, 09:51 AM
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Seeing as how I'm not gay I wouldn't bang a male to female trans.

If it was a natural born chick becoming a dude. I'd bang it pre-op sure. She could even wear a fake mustache for all I care. lul
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Old 07-21-2016, 10:23 AM
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Great gif there.
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Old 07-21-2016, 11:39 AM
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This dude is such an incel. No one talks like this every other post unless they are.
Had to google "incel" - possibly best internet word ever
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Old 07-21-2016, 01:01 PM
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Had to google "incel" - possibly best internet word ever
Looked it up too. Last time I got laid was Sunday morning just after my girlfriend's period started. Love dragon slaying.
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