Dial a No Drama - We are recruiting!

[dcbone86]

Hello everybody. Tired of dealing with DaPort or DaCorpse because of their salty attitudes and the drama that goes on between them (https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=235472 - 2nd post it begins SMH)? No problem! Dial a No Drama is here for you!

This is not actually a guild (yet) and at this time I'm a single point of contact service that provides Drama Free corpse runs and teleports. I don't actually have any toons or established friends that can teleport or summon corpses - I have a lvl 12 bard that can selo's you somewhere or a lvl 10 Necro on Red, but soon I'll be making some serious coin! We are recruiting!

We are in need of friendly, professional, and talented:

Wizards
Druids
Necromancers
Clerics
Bards
Paladins
Shadow Knights
Rogues
Monks
and more

Our only rule is NO DRAMA! That is, when called upon for services, any actual communication between the client and DaND service provider is frowned upon. The only exception is direct requests for donations are allowed and strongly encouraged (I don't care! No drama! Gotta make dat money)(don't worry--most people will tip very well!)

We don't work in conjunction with Drama Queens like DaPort and DaCorpse because we stand by our motto: No Drama? No Problem! DIAL A NO DRAMA IS HERE FOR YOU!

Please send tells to myself Ocyd to send your support or request a guild tag once it's created. At this time recruiting is totally open and we will accept anyone who plans on regularly porting, rezzing, tracking, assassinating, and/or corpse recovery. I hope to hear from you all soon ^.^