Oh I just dont know anymore

[Jauna]

This does not seem like a Server Chat thing
This BARELY feels like an Off Topic thing
But I need to say it someplace because the idea was pretty much born here.
Here being EQ itself not rants and flames
and elts be serious there is not much rants and or flames here unless a guild fucks up

My new sexdoll is too short to be a high elf
its too light to be a dark/wood elf
its too elfy to be a half elf. I mean its ears are only like an inch and a half long, but pointed but still

What should I do? Are Wood Elves naturally tanned or is it because they are outside a lot? What if there was a scho9lar woodelf that didnt get much sun?

[Wonkie]

what's his name?

[Jauna]

Lets just say its Anri because I never thought about giving a masturbatory aid a name until your post.

[Sonderbeast]

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[Jauna]

I guess shopping for sex toys is like going shopping when hungry. Next doll I will make sure to customize properly or at least know all my options. Seriously if this thing was at least a nice summers tan darker I woulda ofnt not made this thread.

[d3r14k]

Can we just call it a midget high elf? The thought of a wood elf sex doll makes me uncomfortable. I do not wish to see my people metamorphosed and transmogrified into non sentient pleasure devices.

[Respecter]

Just be happy with your sex doll. It's okay.

Respect.

[LulzSect©]

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what's his name?

[clevergirl]

My vote is anorexic halfling that cannot eat pies.

[Jauna]

Originally Posted by d3r14k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can we just call it a midget high elf? The thought of a wood elf sex doll makes me uncomfortable. I do not wish to see my people metamorphosed and transmogrified into non sentient pleasure devices.

What do you think happens when you are not playing your characters?