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[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This IS end game

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"if the decent into total addiction was 12 steps, what # step is the step you take right before losing your job over Everquest?" – Iruinedyourday


An interesting question. I believe this is the progression one needs to follow in order to achieve total immersion. Please feel free to add your thoughts (Not you Caldabolg - you pathetic piece of sh!t).

1) Installing Project 1999
2) Reaching level 50 on your first character
3) Joining a raiding guild
4) Getting on the Batphone list
5) First time you call in sick for the sole purpose of socking a raid mob
6) Quickly leaving a real life social event to answer a Batphone summons
7) Playing more than 50 hours in a single week
8) Growing a neck beard because there is no need to shave since you don’t leave your house except to go to work.
9) Getting fired from a job for EQ related work performance decline.
10) Getting divorced because your immersion level has hit 10 and your wife has started cheating on you because all you do now is not work and play EQ.
11) Losing custody of your children because EQ has total control of your soul
12) Stop playing P99 all together and focus solely on Forumquest meme’s and GIFs.

[SiouxNation]

Where does getting banned from said forum land you? Has to come after 12.

Insert cat gif

[skarlorn]

Getting banned/suspended from forums is called an "Ascension". It's the equivalent of a Prestige level in Call of Duty.

You start back at the basics and work your way up to your next ban.

Hope this helps!

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Getting banned/suspended from forums is called an "Ascension". It's the equivalent of a Prestige level in Call of Duty.

You start back at the basics and work your way up to your next ban.

Hope this helps!

true except most of the politics posters have zenkai, making them stronger and more annoying after an incomplete defeat.

[mjrau]

Originally Posted by Geomance22 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

<Kittens Who Say Meow> a bad meme making fun of <Knights Who Say Ni> needs to go

as well as the name spacepope

fair enforcement please

Knights who say Ni need to go as a rip off of Monty Python

[Computer Man]

The sky is falling in, this is the end of P99 as we know it.

[Computer Man]

Originally Posted by Expediency [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The "pharmaceutical name" is not relevant. The naming policy states:

Copyrighted or trademarked names of products, characters, services, or concepts (e.g. Bigmac, Marlboro, Sony).

"Loramin" is trademarked. You need to step your game up, baler.

Now we're rule lawyering rules.

[Thugnuts]

Originally Posted by mjrau [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Knights who say Ni need to go as a rip off of Monty Python

KWSN was the greatest guild to ever exist on this server. They were one of the few guilds that played with the true spirit and comradery of early classic EQ. But then the Orcs and Gollums took over the server, and Stembolt led the Knights away from Norrath to find their ultimate destiny within Time and Space.

To even mention the Knights in the context of this thread approaches blasphemy.

[jakerees]

Originally Posted by Thugnuts [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

KWSN was the greatest guild to ever exist on this server. They were one of the few guilds that played with the true spirit and comradery of early classic EQ. But then the Orcs and Gollums took over the server, and Stembolt led the Knights away from Norrath to find their ultimate destiny within Time and Space.

To even mention the Knights in the context of this thread approaches blasphemy.

Everything that you just said is wrong.

[skarlorn]

Jake please don't disparage the great name of Stembolt or I will have to launch a volley of psychic attacks while Meditating in the ISS

(I'm a young astronaut)