Bregen D'Aspergers

Spyder73 · #1 11-23-2015, 11:42 AM

BDA is a debilitating and humiliating disease, if you have any of these symptoms, please seek sunshine and IRL companionship immediately. 10 Symptoms that you may be afflicted with Bregen D'Aspergers....

1) Failure to develop meaningful relationships with your peers.

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

4) Unable to make eye contact with others

5) Realizing that you own none of your raid loot and are being used by Chest to advance his own characters

6) BMI index greater than 20 (obese)

7) When rustled, over use of exclamation marks (!), emoticons 😱, obsessive replies (t-t-triple post), obvious projecting.

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

9) Rage anytime someone mentions Green Grocer or Swish in a thread.

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

Feels goog to be unbanned. I love the CSR staff, praise P99, praise Braknar, Praise anyone else who is capable of banning me. Long live Rogean and Nilbolg.

Sweettouch · #2 11-23-2015, 11:58 AM

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2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

All those points can be said about you,mr i have to team up to do anything. stop trying to act like omni and look in the mirror

maskedmelon · #3 11-23-2015, 12:04 PM

I am concerned that suffering from number 10 less than twice a week is not considered serious....

Also, when and why were you banned? I wondered where you were <3

Spyder73 · #4 11-23-2015, 12:10 PM

I was not respecting the staff properly, calling Brakanar fat, making inappropriate references to nazi Germany, ect, ect. I have learned from my mistakes and am turning over a new leaf to be a positive force in the community, just had to do 1 more BDA post to try to rouse Failbus out of hibernation/involuntary paralysis.