pushes plunger, taps submit

[Whirled]

I think he means the cigs.

Also, why the cheap wine?

[Ella`Ella]

Lol at cutting yayo with anything other than a metal credit card.

[Cecily]

Can I just say I fucking hate talking to cokeheads.

[skarlorn]

drugs are bad

hope you remember this post years down the line

[d3r14k]

All of them?

[skarlorn]

especially cocaine and heroin

these are actual evil alien entities here to wage war on the human nervous system. ask me anything, i'll be here for another hour!

[d3r14k]

Where do babies come from?

A friend told me some stork, but instructions were unclear, dick stuck in stork.

[skarlorn]

Once upon a time there was a serpent. The sirpint coiled itself around the trunk of a tree. The serpant beheld a tastey morsel. it bit the tasty morsel. this was its own tail. the sirpent howeld in agony and fell from the tree. It found, supine upon God's Green Earth, a woman. It entered the hole in the woman's belly and divulged a great mass of eggs. Then the sarpint ejaculated into your mom and impregnate it's own eggs, inside the belly of the woman. the woman served as the serponts incubator. this woman was your mom, if you didn't catch that. the end!

[LulzSect©]

ha ha!

[chadtwoke]

Been there, still doing that.



*puts gun to head, disengages the safety, cocks hammer, pulls trigger*