i sware she looked at least 20

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so i was at the bar out in the patio havin a grit and some fine young thang comes up and bums 1 and i chatter her up a bit

anyway she bein real flirty all touchy feely laughin at my sorry ass so i dropped the bomb and she said she was like 37 and her boyfriend was inside and ill basically be forever alone let alone ever score a woman of her caliber

this is the first time i have seen daylight in years and have ever talked to a woman directly and thats why i felt the need to share