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Old 06-24-2013, 08:50 PM
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Default How long until you fart

Serious-ish question.

how long until you fart/shit in front of a girl/guy you really like?
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Old 06-24-2013, 08:52 PM
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i usualy ask if they enjoy farts and proceed from there
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Old 06-24-2013, 08:53 PM
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sry didnt put a time, typically 1 or 2 days after first ejaculation
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:01 PM
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Only one way to tell if a relationship will work out with someone that you really like. That is to truly just be yourself, if you gotta fart or poop then just don't be gross about it.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:07 PM
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If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:08 PM
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It varies , however make sure you have established kissing , and if not sex first. If you have had sex with this woman , you can bust a fart out. Infact the moment you do , it lets the person know it's okay to fart aka be human. Same with burping and any other self conscious thing about being human. Usually when I persue a woman. I have established well over 12 hours of comfort building and sex. At which point I will totally fart if I need to , but I will be polite about it. For instance , recently I had In N out. Being on a diet , that food didn't sit well with me. I ended up farting like a mother fucker in this chicks car , but I rolled down the windows and prewarned her. HAHA mind you it wasn't an attractive thing to do , but it showed I was human.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:19 PM
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If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.
QFT. OP might as well ask how long until you can sneeze in front of a person.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:27 PM
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I typically don't force people I respect to smell the food rotting inside my body.

Of course I don't consume any animal products, so there's very little if anything decomposing inside me, unlike most of you fatties.

In the event one does need to fart, it is exactly like sneezing -- one should fart into their own palm or into the nook of their elbow and then the offensive gases should be thrown in the garbage.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:44 PM
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:46 PM
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I don't watch wilfred unless frodo baggins is in it
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