"WHY I CAN NO LONGER ENDURE P99"
by Daenerys Targaryen age 8
Ms. Whittaker's reading class
Why I can no longer endure P99 is because every time I watch something
with George Clooney, I think of Jeremy. In Ocean's Eleven, George is smug. On P99, Jeremy is smug. In Solaris, George is not really there. On P99, Alarti is not really ever there. In Syriana, George is involved with greedy people. On P99, Jeremy is involved with greedy people.
I asked a whole bunch of people why George and Jeremy are similar. The
crossing guard said it's not because of how they look. My bus driver said it's not because of their jobs. The P.E. teacher, Mr. Woods, said it's not because of their diet. Finally I asked my dad, and he said, "it's because they're both ***** ****"
I don't know what that last part means, so I am now finished and thank you for reading with my story
of Why I Can No Longer Endure P99.