yaw let's simulate some patch days

[karsten]

let's at least try it a couple times


i don't care when it's done really, but i'd like it to be around 8pm est

if we try and it and it seems to work, great! and if we try it and nobody likes it, we can get rid of it and it'll shut some whiners up in the process.

let's make February 2014 national simulated patch month!