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Free Sektoryy
Sung to Bob Dylans "Hurricane"
Here comes the story of the Sektoryy The Iksar the authorities came to blame For something that he never done Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been The champion of the BoTB. Meanwhile far away in another part of town Sektoryy and a couple of friends are EQ'n around Number one contender for the BoTB crown Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down When a GM's pulled him over to the side of the trail Just like the time before and the time before that In Antonica that's just the way things go If you're Iksar you might as well not shown up on the street 'Less you wanna draw the heat. Smedy had a partner and he had a rap for the GM's Him and Rellapse were just out prowling around He said "I saw two men running out they looked like BoTB Champs They jumped into a white pegasus with out-of-state plates" And Miss Sektors just nodded her head Cop said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead" So they took him to the infirmary And though this man could hardly see They told him that he could identify the guilty men. Four in the morning and they haul Sektoryy in Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye Says "Wha'd you bring him in here for ? He ain't the Iksar !" Yes here comes the story of the Sektoryy The man the GM's came to blame For something that he never done Put in a prison cell but one time he could-a been The champion of the BOTB. Four months later the ghettos are in flame Sektoryy in South Kunark fighting for his name While Smedy Rellapse are still in the Bloomin onion game And the GM's are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to blame "Remember that RMT that happened in a bar ?" "Remember you said you saw the getaway Pegasus?" "You think you'd like to play ball with the law ?" "Think it might-a been that Iksar you saw running that night ?" "Don't forget that you are Human". Smedy Relapse said "I'm really not sure" GM's said "A boy like you could use a break We got you for the RMT job and we're talking to your friend Exed Now you don't wanta have to go back to being banned be a nice fellow You'll be doing society a favor That sonofabitch is brave and getting braver We want to put his ass in stir We want to pin this triple RMT on him He ain't no Gentleman Jim". Sektoryy could take a man out with just one punch But he never did like to talk about it all that much It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way Up to some paradise Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice And ride a horse along a trail But then they took him to the jailhouse Where they try to turn a man into a mouse. All of Sektoryy's cards were marked in advance The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance The judge made Sektoryy's witnesses drunkards from the slums To the Human folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum And to the Cabalis folks he was just a crazy Iksar No one doubted that he pulled the RMT's And though they could not produce the Screenshot The GM's said he was the one who did the deed And the all-Human jury agreed. Sektoryy was falsely tried The crime was RMT 'one' guess who testified Smedy and Rellapse and they both baldly lied And the newspapers they all went along for the ride How can the life of such a Iksar Be in the palm of some fool's hand ? To see him obviously framed Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in Antonica Where justice is a game. Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise While Sektoryy sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell An innocent Iksar in a living hell That's the story of the Sektoryy But it won't be over till they clear his name And give him back the time he's done Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been The champion of the BoTB. | ||
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TLDR
Ban every character with the letters Sekt in it. Server Cleansed.
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They should free sekto and ban this tool holy fuck.
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rofl
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Great song great post. Sorry about all of this Pikrib. Trying my hardest.
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tldr
free sektoryy, we need the franchise back.
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Effort was put in. Rewards were given.
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