The best joke ever told

Goobles · #1 07-02-2014, 10:34 PM

Rodney Rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okee...ature=youtu.be

Whirled · #2 07-03-2014, 09:59 AM

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Pyrion · #3 07-03-2014, 10:57 AM

Best joke... maybe if you are 14 years old entering puberty.

Whirled · #4 07-03-2014, 11:01 AM

Right up your alley eh? =D

Rhambuk · #5 07-03-2014, 11:27 AM

Do you like fishsticks?

what are you a gay fish!

Whirled · #6 07-03-2014, 01:11 PM

Boy: *calls 911* …Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."