Target <TMO> Mystically Cheap, Mystically Stupid, or Mystically Acquired?

[Kayso]

I was porting up some coin on my druid this evening whilst reading the webs. When you're a non-factor, those epic MQs aren't going to farm themselves.

Target tells you, 'you doing ports?'

/who all target shows he's a member of TMO, so I figure it's ok. Most TMO folk tip well.

You told Target, 'sure'

Awkward moment of silence where I expect this idiot will tell me where he wants to go...

You told Target, 'where from/to?'
Target tells you, 'I need pickup from Feerrott to as close as you can get to seb'

Now CotH only works in the zone, so its not like TMO folk didn't need to make the run at least once to camp their seventh alts out at Trak. He doesn't know where he wants to be ported to or the quickest way to Seb? But hey, he's TMO so I port into Feerrott.

You told Target, 'here. i can port to DL and grab you in karnors for an evac to EJ. That's all we can do'
Target tells you, 'kk'

I port to DL then gate to KC and wait at the zone and med. And med... And med...

You tell your party, 'will port as soon as you zone in'
Target tells the group, kk sorry got delayed by idiots'
Target tells the group, 'almost there =p'
You tell your party, 'no worries'

At this point an IB warrior asks for an evac to EJ. IB apparently knows how to get to Seb.

You tell your party, 'heya'
You tell your party, 'porting as soon as target zones in'
Target says, 'Hail'
You tell your party, 'inc EJ'

We land in EJ.

Target tells the group, 'can I get a sow plz'

He gets his sow. I had hit him when we left Feerrott, but he took so long to get to KC it was probably fading.

Target adds some coins to the trade.
The total trade is: 18 PP, 0 GP, 0 SP, 0 CP
Target adds some coins to the trade.
The total trade is: 18 PP, 6 GP, 0 SP, 0 CP
Target adds some coins to the trade.
The total trade is: 18 PP, 6 GP, 23 SP, 0 CP

IB warrior tips me 43 PP. I didn't need to pick him up. I didn't need to wait 15 mins on him. Didn't need to port him twice. In fact, he waited on me waiting on Target.

You tell your party, 'thanks. have fun'
Target tells you, 'sorry... someone took my money'
You told Target, 'ok. have a good one'

He then ran off toward COM. Godspeed you worthless asshole.

Summary: Target <TMO>. Ogre warrior too stupid or cheap to bank in Oggok before leaving Feerrott. Wears a Cobalt BP, but doesn't know how to get to Sebilis. Slow as fuck. "Shares" his account with someone who took his money.

tldr: That's two minutes tops. And that's only if you're disabled. Learn to read or go text someone you worthless lazy fuck.

[freez]

called an ebay ya feels

[Fuddwin]

What does CotH have to do with any of this?

[Detoxx]

Originally Posted by Fuddwin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What does CotH have to do with any of this?

[Fael]

Heallun so stupid, doesn't know how to get to EJ, obv new player who ebayed.

[harnold]

Tldr- tmo guy tipped 20pp too short for port so thread is made

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Hahahaha, I had a friend playing target for trak. I was on kryos coth socking. When you stop being an irrational faggot I'll pay you in the tunnel when you get a minute.

[DeruIsLove]

Originally Posted by HeallunRumblebelly [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahahaha, I had a "friend" playing target for trak. I was on kryos coth socking. If you let me pay you maybe this thread can get deleted so I don't get banned for 2boxing.

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[quido]

We in TMO are saddened and outraged to hear of this. It's not fair that the hard-working porters of Norrath are suffering due to lousy tips from the mighty and affluent TMO.

TMO is hereby instituting a policy of 100-plat minimum port donation across all TMO-tagged characters effective immediately. If any TMO member tips you less than 100pp without the promise of more plat later, please contact Unbrella with evidence (prove it) for a reimbursement of the difference; we shall be docking the player's DKP to cover the plat.

Thank you, and again we are so sorry for your troubles. May God be with you.

[Nerosys]

Originally Posted by HeallunRumblebelly [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahahaha, I had a friend playing target for trak. I was on kryos coth socking. When you stop being an irrational faggot I'll pay you in the tunnel when you get a minute.

I blame Lazie