The Grocer's Escape!

[Kekephee]

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Dumgorf grow up very poor in Oggok with him pet cat Armadillo. He live in da sewer where all da poor ogres live. Every day all da poopies come down into da water around Dumgorf house.



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Dumgorf always look up to da bouncers. Dey walk around so strong with der fancy shields and armors and Dumgorf think, Dumgorf want do dat some day. But der a problem.


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Dumgorf too poor to afford shiny armor and sharp sword or heavy stick for bashing. Dumgorf never gonna be a bouncer if he stay at home in da sewer with Armadillo and da poopies. One day, Dumgorf decide enuff is enuff, and Dumgorf gonna go out and seek him fortune.


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So Dumgorf wave goodbye to him girlfriend Crunga, number two ugly ogre in Oggok, and give her to him best friend Erung, number one ugly, so dey can make each other happy.


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Dumgorf wave goodbye to pet cat Armadillo,


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Dumgorf wave goodbye to da bouncers. Dumgorf say, "when Dumgorf come back, Dumgorf be rich and have biggest sharpest sword in Oggok and get to be one of you guys."


And Dumgorf go.