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Old 04-27-2015, 01:36 AM
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Nirgons infamous dark mode might happen if you continue to upset this fourty year old virgin. He doesn't have much going for him except swinging over to every server that has effortless pixels but rumors say once he gets rustled enough he will stop posting on the forums to lurk your facebook profiles, consider yourself warned.

if !pixels { $flailquest } else { $pills4pixels }

Do you want the blood of a innocent woman on your hands? There are many potiential flailquesters in empire lurking to strike once the pixel influx stops, with limited nutswinging opportunities there might only be one way out, flailquest.

Consider yourself warned.
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Old 04-27-2015, 01:40 AM
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Old 04-27-2015, 01:47 AM
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U okay smed?

U reaching my level of FQ: hit, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, semi hit, miss, miss, hit.

This is def a miss.
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Old 04-27-2015, 01:52 AM
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Smedy gone full retard

sauage fingers sprouting from his knuckles
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Old 04-27-2015, 01:59 AM
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Hey smed, you strip anyone elses accounts recently?
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:05 AM
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Smedy you have a strange fixation with holding onto other men's balls. I don't think I've ever seen you make a post that doesn't talk about it. Even your sig involves someone kissing a giant pair of balls. On average how many times a day does the thought of holding someone else's balls in your hand occur? We live in a very progressive period of time, it's OK to be yourself.
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:10 AM
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:21 AM
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I love sashimi and civiche but that looks disgusting bro.
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Old 04-27-2015, 10:29 AM
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Smedy gone full retard

sauage fingers sprouting from his knuckles
Better get meals on wheels to double dose that heart medicine for your old ass today. Cause the last 12 hours of your posts are funny as shit how mad you're.
We're gona crush max and every fresh group there is.... rawr, Rawr, RAWRRR!!!


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Old 04-27-2015, 12:07 PM
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A 5th grade reading level does that to you.
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