Drunken Norrath Biathlon -- Kelethin to Rivervale

[mechB]

I'm thinking of organizing a race from Kelethin to Rivervale. The idea is to drop your gear in the bank (if you want), drink as much booze as possible, then hit the ground running and swimming from the highest platforms in Kelethin, through the relative safety of BBM, start swimming through the Ocean of Tears, across the commons, and through Kithicor.

The rules are no SoWs or levitates, you MUST swim across the OOT, you MUST be drunk to start with and are encouraged to be the entire time. We can have a few officiators following the group with SoW/levitate to make sure no one cheats. Dangers include falling to your death from the top of Kelethin, getting eaten by sharks in the OOT, killed by the random griffin in the Commons, or getting slaughtered in Kithicor at night.

Prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, but I don't have enough to fund it myself. Maybe we could do an entry fee or something.

So who is in?