The Nillipuss Files (Top-Secret)

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THE NILLIPUSS FILES:
VALE PROTECTORATE AGENCY
TOP-SECRET
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"Nillipuss took his first hit of Jumjum off the halfling traveler Twigwiggle, who died at Nil's hands. Now, it's no secret that halflings and brownies never got along... but Nillipuss was the first to kill. At that point, he was already an outcast of his own people, shunned for drinking unicorn's blood (according to the Princess Joleena), but from what I've heard from a couple of fairies, his actions during the twelve hours after he got his hands on the Jumjum burned any bridges he had left with his people.

But just as high as the jumjum takes a brownie, so too do they fall. Nillipuss, confused, afraid, and covered in brown blood, slunk his way across the Faydwer, ducking through the Greater Faydark; in his desperation, he crawled past the guards of the Butcherblock Mountains, arriving finally at the docks. How he got onto the ship, we'll never know... but it's safe to say he clung to life like a wet rat, huddled somewhere in the dark and damp until finally reaching Antonica.

Just as he traveled Faydwer, he made his way to Rivervale. Sergeant Slate gives an interesting account of a thin brown goblin slinking along the dunes of the Commonlands around the time Nillipuss made his journey.

Finally, he reached the source of his delight. Gobbling down Jumjum, Nillipuss sped through Rivervale. As we all know (anyone reading this report), it took the Sheriffs two weeks and a great deal of resources to finally pin down this rascal and cage him.

But, here's the real question: why does Gubbin keep releasing Nillipuss? The brownie keeps terrorizing Reebo and ruining the Jumjum fields - our chief export. Reebo is at his wit's end, and is thinking of selling the farm. I wouldn't be surprised if Nillipuss just happens to "disappear" once Reebo finally folds and Gubbin procures the Jumjum farm in his own name... keep an eye out on the Real Estate office, we may have a Mayor to exile.

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- Filbus Furyfoot, Lord of the Misty Thicket and Guardian of Rivervale"