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Old 09-14-2015, 11:57 AM
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Dear Citizens of P99,

At the guidance of my elf lawyers, there is only so much I can say about where I have been the past month due to my case still pending resolution. Please know that my team of legal e-representatives is working around the clock to ensure full recovery of any jeopardized meats, seafoods, produce, baked goods, and freshly squeezed juices which may or may not have been frozen amidst recent events.

Most importantly, please know that I AM NOT A CROOK!

I hope to rejoin everyone soon, but as you may know, elf justice can take a while to work its way through the system.

In the meantime... Stay hungry, my friends! And please, please stay away from Iron Rations. They are poison.

Thank you for your continued support!

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Old 09-14-2015, 12:02 PM
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Eat Fresh
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:02 PM
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I've got a stack of Holgresh meats waiting for you to reroll with.
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:03 PM
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He has returned
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:06 PM
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Confirmed crook
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:13 PM
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Call Juntsie! http://www.project1999.com/forums/member.php?u=118207
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:24 PM
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Most importantly, please know that I AM NOT A COOK!
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:32 PM
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Time to come clean OP, it was your Casino RMT pyramid scheme wasn't it?
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Old 09-14-2015, 12:42 PM
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idk which is bigger news, this post or rogeans announcement
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Old 09-14-2015, 01:26 PM
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I have to say this, but where you been man! I have stacks on stacks of stuff
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