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Old 03-25-2016, 07:36 PM
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Let me be frank: I am enraged. As an issue affecting the whole of the Project, I thought the Server forum might be more appropriate, but I did not trust myself to maintain composure given how passionately I feel about this issue. Since that would ultimately carry the thread here, to RNF, I figured I may as well originate it here.

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It has weighed heavily on my mind for some time now and has played more fiercely on my heart as of late. I asked myself time and again, do I confront the iniquity, the callus depravity and decrepit misogyny of the covetous hand of authority under which liberty, life and beauty gasp in righteous defiance? And time and again my response was the same resounding

YES!!!

So here I am. Here I am to fight the good fight, to inspire YOU, my fellow forumquesters to join me in the undoing of the tyrannical injustice that besets our digital hom.

The distressing lack of mammaries in the Project must not be allowed to endure! Terra is full of mammaries! The interweb is full of mammaries! Every other video game worth its salt and every other forum known to man is FULL of mammaries! So, why, I ask, is our beloved 17 year old elf simulator so sorely deficient, so woefully out of touch with prevailing culture?

Whether by design or by oversight, mammaries suffer disparately as a direct result of the policies of this great Project and YOU, the community, are guilty of complacency!

No more. No more, will I turn a blind eye to the suffering, discrimination and slander of mammaries.

And so, today I invite you to join me in sharing the mammaries you find our Project lacks. The mammaries that have touched your lives, influenced your decisions in and out of game, those that have shaped the person(s) you are in and out of Norrath. Let us celebrate the noble mammary and it's righteous contribution to our dear project, our community, society and our greater humanity.
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Old 03-25-2016, 08:53 PM
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This is precisely the kinda of misogyny we must not accept.
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My reading experience. How does it compare with yours?

"Let me be frank: I am enraged. As an issue

To the Issue...

It has weighed heavily on my mind for some time now

YES!!!

So here I am.

The distressing lack of mammaries

Whether by design or by oversight

No more. No more

And so,"
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Old 03-25-2016, 08:56 PM
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All I see is two giant butts on some poor girl's chest.
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Old 03-25-2016, 10:10 PM
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Old 03-25-2016, 10:31 PM
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Old 03-25-2016, 10:58 PM
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For just $50 a month, less than you spent at McDonald's today, you can help a wannabe softcore pornstar buy supportive garments that fit her. The clock is ticking and only you can save those breasts from gravity.
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