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Old 04-01-2016, 09:03 AM
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Default The secret weapon that crushed empire in 4 weeks REVEAL

Dear Diary,

The seemingly unbeatable pve machine that was known as Empire has finally fallen, the brothers of the resistance can sleep good tonight knowing that no dragons will come to harm in norrath. Needless to say the battle has been long and hard. In the darkest hours we decided to send in our secret weapon, a weapon so powerful it shall never be used unless you are willing to loose everything.

Knowing that the entire Red99 project was on the line we decided to risk everything and send the secret weapon into play. Disguised as a goofy guy nicknamed "The Weasel" he started pounding away at the application form, he crept closer and closer with each application. Denied over and over but sooner or later the weasel found a way, the weak link was exposed when Cyren had his burgers flaring out all over the public forums, the weasel smelled blood and struck!

Once successfully penetrated it was a smooth ride, the weasel sent tells, diplomacy quested, danced and sung as the moral of the army of warm bodies crumbled around him.

We are happy to announce that not more then 1 month after successfully penetrating the ranks of Empire the Weasel has managed to wipe the entire plague of bluebie scum off the server.

The weasel found a way, he always does.
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Old 04-01-2016, 09:18 AM
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i'm gonna put that link on my resume

its the whitest thing i've ever heard
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Old 04-01-2016, 09:41 AM
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An excellent read

you could say the weasel is the reddest fella in box history
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Old 04-01-2016, 10:02 AM
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weak thread

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Old 04-01-2016, 10:05 AM
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I understand you are just bored and work.. And that's the reason most threads and posts get created. But this is just completely embarrassing.
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Old 04-01-2016, 10:41 AM
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This thread is really sad and so is that Mexican retard lite who posted that gif.
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Old 04-01-2016, 12:02 PM
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U can do
Much better smedy pal
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Old 04-01-2016, 12:23 PM
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Isn't that a stoat?
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Old 04-01-2016, 12:35 PM
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didn't read
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Old 04-01-2016, 12:58 PM
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Much better smedy pal
don't think he can tbh.

ever since he joined the Friends guild, smedy FQ material has been (and I hate to say it) horrendous.

step your game up you swede cuck.
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