"sorry I have to leave because..." lies

[Domo]

Ahoy da mates,

my english sucks so I gonna keep it short.

This is an allround "fuck you" kick to all those pussys who dont have the balls to say the truth.
I mean those assholes who join a group and leave 5min later and say something like
- "sorry mates, my guild needs me for an epic fight. Need to go"
- "sorry, my wife just got home drunk and wants to kill me"
- "I have to go because Obama needs me"

In most cases those are lies, and we all know it. Just say the truth..

- "Ya nice mates, but the exp/ratio sucks in this group. I go and try my luck somewhere else sorry"
- "Sorry, but this group is pretty boring, and it just isnt fun for me"
- "I cant stand the loot whore here and like to move on"


Know what I mean?

Grow some ballz and just say the truth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Baler]

I usually tell the group what the problem is I'm having with one or several members of it. Tell them that if the problem isn't fixed I'll leave. I look for a replacement but if the problem persists I leave, replacement or not.

9 times out of 10 they never understand why I have a problem with something.

So I guess it is easier for people to make up excuses so they can save face rather then piss off a group of people who don't understand the problem.

[hitmanloki]

I have to go my Chlamydia is flaring up doesn't have the same EQ-thematic oomph of, sorry my baby is on fire or the patriarchy in this group is oppressing me.

[Swish]

Joined an RCY group last night on my enchanter and after 15-20 minutes it became obvious that the Dial A Port druid was afk and only checking in to redo sow/regen.

35 in the zone anyway and I ended up staying about 30 mins before saying that there was no way I was getting through 51 with nothing to kill so wished them well and left...but not before calling the druid out for his afks and told the group to drop him til he got back [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

I'm cool with people dropping as they please...

That said, if you are baby sitting, on call, have a vigilante super hero persona: just let the group know before you join! It really helps to know who might be leaving at a moment's notice when filling slots.

No one is going to be mad at you because you got an impatient, bitchy wife if you just give fair warning first.

[Swish]

If only the developers made more than 2 Kunark zones to group in at 50+ ........

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Sorry bro, playing with you makes me feel like a skinned potato about to get mashed with butter residue all over. Not into gravy lickers. Better?

[Cecily]

You know, they might be telling the truth.

[pickled_heretic]

"I have to go because Obama needs me" is pretty legit

[Ahldagor]

I gotta go, laters. Always works. Who needs a reason or replacement?