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Old 10-12-2016, 05:18 PM
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Default When you have to pee but don't want to lose your camp

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Old 10-12-2016, 05:23 PM
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i dont have time to aim it into a bottle so i just go where i sit. i have severe rashes and the mold in my carpet is starting to give me a nasty cough
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:27 PM
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Amateur hour. Get a pair of 55-gallon drums and a single 5-gallon water container. Piss in 5-gallon until full then up-end into one of the big boys. Sell on black market & profit
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:56 PM
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keep your camp, lose your life
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:50 PM
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I just have a spiral straw jammed in my peephole and connected to an old wooden jug.
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Old 10-12-2016, 09:05 PM
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It's sick that this is a contextually relevant memay
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Old 10-12-2016, 09:59 PM
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Look, amateur, if you set it up right, you should be able to do a bio in ~ 30 seconds. Anything more than that, you obviously do not have your house set up in a eq-optimized arrangement, and are therefore, casual scum.
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Old 10-13-2016, 05:00 PM
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Look, amateur, if you set it up right, you should be able to do a bio in ~ 30 seconds. Anything more than that, you obviously do not have your house set up in a eq-optimized arrangement, and are therefore, casual scum.
nobody called u on this?

takes me 45+ seconds of actual fluid production pee (inb4 pencildick). im going to hold my bladder as long as i can and time it for this thread. i encourage yall to do the same.

remember it is unhealthy to "push" and can cause chronic tension issues that effect fertility if done regularly.
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Old 10-13-2016, 05:03 PM
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nobody called u on this?

takes me 45+ seconds of actual fluid production pee (inb4 pencildick). im going to hold my bladder as long as i can and time it for this thread. i encourage yall to do the same.

remember it is unhealthy to "push" and can cause chronic tension issues that effect fertility if done regularly.
rly?

wat if u don't push hard? I always give it a gentle push.
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Old 10-13-2016, 08:33 PM
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rly?

wat if u don't push hard? I always give it a gentle push.
it's probably normal to give it a gentle push, but it should feel more like a "release" than a "push" as Skarlorn intimated
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