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Old 12-18-2017, 11:02 PM
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Default The Sneaksy Gnome (More Adventures!)

It's been a while since I posts my sneakin adventures....but I been making some discoveries that shake the very fabric of Norrath lately!! Goin where no gnome has gone before!!

Is time to report my finding for gnome science!

You see, gnomes has always had a special ability....to see beyonds the world in front of mosts people, and view into a hidden void of infinite adventure.

There gnomes can glimpse everythins, all adventure happenins around. But only for short periods while they concentrate on stoney walls.

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But it was always just lookins, and there was always the realities of the wall betweens that void and gnomes....

That is...until one day I was investigatins the secrets of Mayong Mistmoore, and I found in his castle a rare portal, INTO THE VOID ITSELF!

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Even just bein near the void without a wall I was havin strange symptoms. My consciousness kept being pulled away from my body....it staying behind as I kept walking, then snapping back to normal.

At first I was scared...unsure whats would happen to a gnome who stepped out into the void....but I had to finds out! For science...FOR ADVENTURE!

To my surprise when I stepped out into it....I just floated there....but I quickly realized the normal laws of science weren't workins as normal.

I HADS TO ESCAPE!!

So I used my magic hat to try and shadow step away, but as it activated...the void merged with the magic and absorbed me!! Into the void itself!! Leaving only a floating gnome consciousness behind!!!!

I was there for what seemed like forever. Simply viewing all adventure happening, but being unable to partake in said adventure. And as I sat there, part of the void of infinite adventure, I began to accept my fate as part of the fabric of space itself....

"You seem like you are having trouble" I heard a familiar voice say

Suddenly the magic dark elf, Sirken, the only one who had resisted my great artifact of power...had appeared! IN THE VOID WITH ME! Though he had a body.

"I aint know what you is talkin bout....maybe....ok....this is a pickle...I'ms in a gnome pickle...."

"I can save you this time gnome, but never again travel in the void....it is not a place for mortals!".

And with that, he ripped my body and consciousness from the void...and I was whole again. Then, just as mysteriously as he had come, he was gone.

But I couldn't forgets what I had seen.....I had to find out more about this void....find more paths into it....discover the extent of this new world!!!!

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So I began exploring....starting with Freeport! (Which, I also discovered has some invisible gnome prisons on top of their rooftops.)

As night fell, I suddenly came across another great gnome discovery.....it was a hidden path, that stretched forever....crossing into the void itself!

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I followed it as far as it could go, and then it suddenly ended.....nothing ahead but void.....

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As I explored more, I suddenly came across a new void lands I'd never seen....the void land of dunes!!!

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It was a strange place, with lonely bats....and cactus....and more and more dunes fading into the distance....

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I thinks this is just the beginnins of exploring this void of infinite adventure. I must masters it! Learn its secrets!! And once I can travel freely in the void, I'lls be maximum gnome sneaky! Able to gets all the treasure! Everywhere!!! Mua ha ha.
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Old 12-18-2017, 11:34 PM
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Oh crap. I must hide my treasures in more secure locations. Sneaksy is getting to close.
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Old 12-18-2017, 11:35 PM
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Welcome back Sneaksy, you were missed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Glad you survived the Plane of Sneaksying!

P.S. Wall-vision ruins immersion!
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Old 12-19-2017, 12:22 AM
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Welcome back Sneaksy, you were missed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Glad you survived the Plane of Sneaksying!

P.S. Wall-vision ruins immersion!
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It isn't just wall vision!! I found a way into it!!! There are shortcuts through the void! And you can walk around there!

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Old 12-19-2017, 04:29 AM
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We've got 600-1200 to group/raid or compete with, you?
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:05 AM
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wow you blue server nerds must be really fucking bored
An original, humorous, entertaining post and this is what you come up with?
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:12 AM
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An original, humorous, entertaining post and this is what you come up with?
The problem with Plane of Mischief is that it's purposefully designed to make you go crazy. When you're farming your 5th blue flower on a 20 pop pvp server you're brain's bound to rot.

Now if only we could keep the red inmates quarantined to their own asylum...
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Old 12-19-2017, 10:19 PM
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Welcome back, Sneaksy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 12-19-2017, 11:11 PM
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How DID she get there?
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:43 AM
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How DID she get there?
Gnome science.
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