KUNARK

[Shannacore]

Hail, P99.

My name is Tralina and I while I am very excited for the Kunarks to come out this week, I have a small problem.

You see, I was just a wee baby when Everquest first came out. While I ran around the world of Norrath for a short amount of time (Before my brother booted me off his account), I never made it to the Kunark era. My classic EQ knowledge was limited, but somewhat existent. This is not so true for the Kunarks. I am a druid of the 50th level, LF level 60. AND HERE IS WHERE MY PROBLEM LIES. What zones does one go to at level 50? How successful will my guild <Rants & Flames> be, with the limited roster I have? Where do I buy my spells? Why don't iksar females have tits? When can I start poopsocking? Do I need to poopsock to get my epic? Do druids get rad spells in Kunark? How the balls do you even get to the Kunarks? Are there bixies in the Kunarks? Is there something similar to the EC tunnel where I can idle all day while people run past me in awe of my existence? Are paladins cool in the Kunarks? I have one of those.

SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND THRU THE KUNARKS, I NEED HELP.