Norrathian Homo-Erotica: Daldaen & Wedar - A Classic Love Affair

[Rygar]

Prelude

I had asked various mods earlier today to unlock my previous homo-erotic thread so that I may add to Norrath's juiciest fan fiction... but I cannot wait any longer. Raid Bans are being handed out left and right in a clear sign of sexual frustration, only a continued tale from the life of Sadiki Senshiro can finally squelch the repressed erections of the masses.

The people need a release, thus it is for the good of Norrath and it's citizens I give you my latest pixel erotica. Much effort was put into this, many years from now the scholars will look back and agree it could only have been penned from a quill made of Bristlebane's pubic hair.

If you need a warm-up, previous Norrathian Homo-Erotica may be found here:
Parts 1-5
Part 6

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Part 7 - Daldaen & Wedar: A Classic Love Affair

[Wed Sep 05 02:14:59 2018] Sadiki tells you, “Wow, these homo-erotica tales of yours are the best thing that ever happened to me!”
[Wed Sep 05 02:15:11 2018] You tell Sadiki, “I’m glad you finally see it that way, the world needs someone to look up to, a champion of the forbidden… give them the courage to break male hetero norms and tickle their prostate.”
[Wed Sep 05 02:15:26 2018] Sadiki tells you, “Meh, don’t care about that, I was talking about all the plat I’ve been making. Can’t cyber quick enough, even was offered DKP bonus for talking dirty to AM tracker during Vulak window… Let’s just say the only pop he noticed was the one in his pants.”
[Wed Sep 05 02:15:33 2018] Daldaen tells you, “Hey there...”

Long have I lusted after Daldaen... His knowledge of EQ meta was unmatched on P99, his commitment to classic mechanics was stronger than my erection after browsing his bug reports, and his desire for critical levels of immersion made my asshole dilate like a flower tasting the morning sun.

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[Wed Sep 05 02:15:42 2018] You tell Sadiki, “Hey something came up, got to run”
[Wed Sep 05 02:15:47 2018] Sadiki tells you, “Yea me too, got a bukkake to attend in Thurgadin”
[Wed Sep 05 02:15:53 2018] You tell Sadiki, “What? How does that even work in game?”
[Wed Sep 05 02:16:10 2018] Sadiki tells you, “Bunch of folks stand around me with mage fireworks, I emote each time they bust. Start with Pink dyed Fine Plate, swap in undyed plate until I’m fully covered. Then I chug a bottle of milk and say, ‘Ooooooh it’s sooo warm, just like my butthole after butt sex’. Easiest 20k of my life”

Without further ado, I sent a tell back to Daldaen, but alas he was Linkdead. I paced, waiting for him to eagerly return. Finally, he reached out to me once more.

[Wed Sep 05 02:20:11 2018] Daldaen tells you, “Sorry about that, a friend messaged me on my retro ICQ app. I was obliged to disconnect as traditionally it caused crash issues for EQ users running WIndows 2000 (which I’m also using).”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:17 2018] You tell Daldaen, “Oh Daldaen… your devotion is unparalleled, on such a higher level than the rest of us.”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:25 2018] Daldaen tells you, “Actually, I reinstalled for you. Been loving your ClassicQuest lately, it’s like I’ve finally found… well, a soulmate”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:31 2018] You tell Daldaen, “lol, soulmate… heh, it’s almost as if Classic EQ turns you on…”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:39 2018] Daldaen tells you, “You bet your sweet ass it does. Don’t be coy Wedar, we both know we’ve jerked off to your mana cap thread”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:43 2018] You tell Daldaen, “I KNEW that was normal!”
[Wed Sep 05 02:20:58 2018] Daldaen tells you, “Exactly. I want to get to know you better… but not here (not yet). Nothing squashes my boner worse than the Titanium client interface. I’ll PM you a link, a source found me a 100% authentic 2001 replica of a yahoo chat room. Meet me there.”

I eagerly opened my inbox and installed the custom program. Within a few minutes my desktop was transformed back to an era appropriate theme. The resolution was cut way down, the desktop had a slight bow and color shift to simulate the curve of a CRT monitor, and when I launched the browser it was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in years:

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I launched the chatroom and found Daldaen waiting inside for me. The seconds felt like minutes, here was one of my idols who inspired me to aid in reconstructing Classic Everquest and we were about to have an old school cyber session. I meditated briefly and convinced my mind I was back in the 1999 - 2001 era, I propped up the original EQ expansion box next to my monitor for strength, I quickly microwaved a Boston Market freezer meal (my favorite Hate raid late night tradition)... The aromas brought me back, then I popped in my VHS hack of Ninja Scroll I picked up at Comic-Con all those years ago. I was ready.

Wedar joined the room.
Wedar: Hey there Dald, sorry this took so long, I had to show my mom how to setup the VCR for the Beverly Hills 90210 finale.
Daldaen: Oooooh, excellent reference, few realize that was an in era show. You’re better than I thought and everything I’ve been looking for. Don’t let me stop you, you dirty classic slut.
Wedar: I’m so into you, you roXor my boxorz! I’m a gonna give you some hawt cyber
Daldaen: Omg that exact line is in my old log files I’m sure of it… speaking of logs, you got me reaaaaaal turned on right now.
Wedar: *assumes an Urkel voice* Did I do thaaaat?!
Daldaen: Oh shit yes, I need to bring out the big guns for this.

Unbeknownst to me, Daldaen brought forth a unique sex toy of his own making. In simple terms, it was an SNES Super Scope with a hollowed out barrel, in which he inserted a fleshlight. On the side it read: Classic or Bust.

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Daldaen: Alright, ready... talk noob to me. How are you planning to role your warrior?
Wedar: Definitely going Human, they level faster than everyone else.
Daldaen: And your starting points?
Wedar: +AGI all the way, would be stupid not to. Why build hit points when you can just avoid the hit completely? Also adds extra AC (which is better than hit points anyways)
Daldaen: Oooooooh yea… and the rest of your points?
Wedar: +DEX
Daldaen: Well, actually not a bad choice to aid in crit chance and proc rates to hold threat
Wedar: Dude, learn the game, Dex helps you hit more! Langseax of the Wolves has +5 Dex on it and NO PROC! Strength helps you crit more often, and I heard CHA affects procs since it helps you get more in tune with your weapon.
Daldaen: Godammit you’re good!
Wedar: Going to save up all my plat, maybe I’ll get lucky and get a Cold Iron Morning Star to drop in Permafrost and can sell for an easy 300pp.
Wedar: Hopefully by the time I’m 40 I’ll have 2k saved up. God I hope that is enough to buy an Executioner’s Axe. Would be so UBER!
Wedar: The high damage, combined with spamming Taunt every time it’s off refresh (adds like 500 threat each time) means that mobs will hate me and I can tank anything, even Gods.

Daldaen was smashing the SexNES Scope onto his cock faster than a dual-wielding Dain, so close was he to climax but he couldn’t bare to end this amazing chat session. Wedar’s words turned him on more than Telin’s PoM updates.

Daldaen: Fuuuuuck almost there, kick it into high gear. Enabling audio… bring me home, I’m immersed deeper than a Hill Giant’s asshole!
Wedar: [Enter 2001] You got it, but need to hurry up. Sev has been up for about 2 hours, I’m getting nervous that another guild will soon notice and snipe him away from us.

“Oh shit, the fucking glory days!” screamed Daldaen into his desktop microphone.

Wedar: Then I have a long night ahead of me, staring down the barrel of a 7 hour ToV crawl. Wish there was an easier way to get those dragons. Ah well, got myself a pair of McRib’s to pass the time.

“P99 raiders are so entitled, most never crawled in their lives, the little shits!” yelled Daldaen, barely audible over the sloshing of his sex toy.

Wedar: I just hope I can hold agro good enough on the engage, hopefully I can get some early procs off. if only there was some kind of item I could click to generate a bunch of threat. Verant would probably put charges on it though, the bastards. Wish there was a way to recharge things like that silk net thing from Permafrost.

“Hnnnn! Hnnnn! Hnnnnnn! Hnnnnnnnnnn!” cried Daldaen in an increasingly higher pitched voice. Wedar knew just what he needed to bust.

Wedar: Holy SHIT! Did you just check the bug section of forums?! Pasting into chat room:

Originally Posted by Rogean

After further review, I find that I was initially mistaken in my decision. I now in fact do believe there is ample evidence of DA dropping you down on the hate list. While we cannot for certain know that it brought you to a value of 1 on the hate list, the evidence is clear that a drop did occur. I’ve enabled it so DA resets you to 25% of your current hate list value. Hopefully this is a happy medium. I’m sorry for doubting you, Daldaen…

Fixed, Pending Update.

My speakers were eerily silent… did I go to far? Strike a nerve? Then all of a sudden my ears were filled with a screech I hadn’t heard in ages.

“eeeeeeeeeee rrrrrrrrrrrr scrtchchchchchchchchchchchchchchch *BONG.... BONG* *brrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR* scrtchchchchchchchchchchchchcchchchchchc” cried Daldaen in a crude shrill. Yes, that’s right, his orgasm was an exact replication of a 56k modem successfully connecting to the internet.

“Oh fuuuuuuuuck I haven’t felt this good since Haynar coded in witness checks.” moaned Daldaen. “Alright, suit up, it’s your turn.”

As was my common ritual, I unveiled the portrait of Brad McQuaid who rested amidst my pleasure shrine.

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For special occasions such as this, I have a specially modified chair with a slot to insert my ultra rare Sega Light Phaser into, helping to ensure maximum penetration. The hooked nose and gradual taper can rip a sphincter to pieces if you aren’t careful, but luckily I have a high end lubricant that makes it a trivial affair.

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With a small droplet of Baler’s Tears I slid upon my pleasure device with ease (I attribute the quality of lubrication to his dedicated diet of In-N-Out burgers and general lack of hygiene). I placed my original Everquest cloth map catch rag in my lap and at last the scene was set.

Wedar: Alright, prostate is already feeling it, let’s do this…
Daldaen: First, I’m going to tie your feet down like a NToV rooted dragon…
Wedar: Um, well, not quite classic, but maybe brings back a classic ToV crawl style… let’s just keep it [Nov 2001] from here on out, k?
Daldaen: Then my cock is going to assault your ass in a culminating build-up that rivals the 17-wave Vulak Ring Event
Wedar: Dude…
Daldaen: How’s it feel to be penetrated by a level 60 cock with 274 AAs? That’s one veiny son of a bitch!
Daldaen: And when my load hits you it’ll be more devastating than a Solusek Ro DD attack!
Daldaen: Daldaen’s cock calls forth an unyielding load from his testes.
Daldaen: Wedar’s chest explodes.
Wedar: goddammit… SAFE WORD: Sirken

Words could not express my disappointment, my anal cavity had become drier than the Deserts of Ro and not even the collective server tears from nerfed Goblin Ears could re-lubricate me.

Wedar: What the hell was that?! You know I like it classic!
Daldaen: I mean, Velious was a dumpster fire with stale raid content, mana caps, and gimped casters. It’s fun to slum it up in Classic every now and then, but thought you’d want to get with the times.
Wedar: I thought I could change you, bring you back to the fold… but now I see you are but a complicated soul lost in complete immersion. Few may understand you like I do, my sweet Daldaen… I should have seen this coming from a mile away…
Daldaen: ...much like Emperor Ssra’s AoE
Wedar: Shut the fuck up and get out of here.
Daldaen left the room
Sadiki: Well, that was hot while it lasted.
Wedar: GODDAMN VOYEUR!
Sadiki: Yup, floated this little program to Dald, I knew you couldn’t resist it. Got youu!
Wedar: Well played good sir, well played… I’ll save you the trouble and upload the logs myself.
Sadiki: By the way, I know you’re stuck with that gun up your ass. I’ll send you nudes and dance for you in full Lambent. 20k?
Wedar: *sighs* Fine, meet you in tunnel…

-The End-

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[evilkorn]

Ho Lee Fuk

[Swish2]

I'll wait for the graphic novel.

[Canelek]

I'll be up front about this. I can't stop staring at the first picture and giggling like a bitch.

Well played.

[Erati]

Originally Posted by Rygar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Dald's forum access should be returned and this photo be forced as his avatar.

#unbanDald2018

[katrik]

Fantastic

[skarlorn]

nice photoshop work

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by LulzSect© [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

pity reply

From time of first view to your reply was like 3 minutes. Which means you read it, insta-erection, fapped, came, and typed a response within that time frame (and unsure if you bothered to wipe off the keyboard or typed through it). I take that as a compliment.

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This looks like it took you some time, for that I applaud you.

The actual story probably took 3 nights, maybe an hour or 2 a night, the formatting took a few hours, and the photoshops / image finds took maybe 5hrs. No regrets for my labor of love!

Originally Posted by Swish2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll wait for the graphic novel.

Yet you always seem to reply, there is no shame here Swish. Anal stimulation is the new oral, everyone does it. Kind of expected in this day and age.

Originally Posted by Canelek [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll be up front about this. I can't stop staring at the first picture and giggling like a bitch.

Well played.

Thank you sir! It was actually a last minute addition, but yeah, the lighting came out pretty nice on Dald and I was pretty pleased with it. My personal favorite is the pleasure shrine, took a bit of time but came together nicely.

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nice photoshop work

Does an art critique say 'nice sculpting' to a Michaelangelo? I can't help but feel I have fallen out of favor with the lord of the thicket. Where once a tale such as this would have excited your sexual energies and heaved hefty praise upon my name, I am now met with hollow compliments.

I worry about your state of mind Filbus, I think depression is the culprit. Reach out and get help... or touch your genitals and rekindle the fire that once burned within you (i.e. your passion, not your gonnorhea)

[Phenyo]

didnt read anything in this thread

drugs

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by Phenyo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

didnt read anything in this thread

drugs

Priests and Conservative Politicians hate homosexuals and campaign against them yet are often gay themselves. Putting others down to conceal your true self is cowardice.

Take a step forward Phenyo... open your mind and your anal cavity, you will be rewarded both emotionally and physically.