General Question Pertaining to Mailorder Catalogues and P99 Forums

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How often are you, as a P99 player to fetch the latest forum post, read the first page, possibly glance at the second, go to the last page, and call it a forum post?
Now how often are you, as a medical patient, likely to fetch the magazine sitting on the table, glance at the first page advertisement, then flip to the last page advertisement, and call it a donated kidney...err....a magazine.
prophet?