horrible strategy theorycrafting thread

[CrazyPro]

Flop under Cazic Thule, trade him a ton of -PR gear and then have suicide rogues run in with the 1.7 minute blind poison periodically to keep him running around and then just have an army of rangers bow him down while avoiding the giant roving ball of death.

Solo Zlandicar by running over phase spider traps over and over again to create a giant death ball of hundreds of spiders, then have all of those spiders attacking a necro EoT pet that is also fighting zlandicar so it will constantly get shadow stepped and since NPCs treat shadow step as a gate and NPCs regen 20% of their HP when they gate, you have an invincible pet.

Make a few dozen level 60 ranger bots for people to pilot and set up an aggro waterfall bump chain on AoW and kill him with no heals

Line up like 50 level 60 ogre warriors with max ATK buffs and weighted axes to furious disc chain literally every tank n spank fight to death

Instantly kill vindi with 100 giantsbane wizards

Instantly kill vulak with 500 dragonbane wizards

Kill AoW by corpse cannoning him with a swarm of level 5s bound at the WL ZL to keep him occupied forever and then have a ton of pets dps him and have the level 5s immediately put a punch into him upon respawning to keep AoW off of the pets forever until he dies

[plonkster]

have a naked gnome wizard with enchanter dmg shield solo melee vindi while twenty million rogues chain bind wound the wizard

collect loot right before the thermal death of the universe

[TheBlob]

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Flop under Cazic Thule, trade him a ton of -PR gear and then have suicide rogues run in with the 1.7 minute blind poison periodically to keep him running around and then just have an army of rangers bow him down while avoiding the giant roving ball of death.

I have not experimented with this, but I thought you needed to charm a mob in order for it to equip the equipment you gave it. Does Feign Death play a role in this strategy or is it just to avoid dying and you can actually give equipment to any non-KoS mob and it will equip it?

[kjs86z2]

does green kite vulak guards in trips room w/ wizards and a couple enchanters on goalie duty?

[OriginalContentGuy]

Originally Posted by kjs86z2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

does green kite vulak guards in trips room w/ wizards and a couple enchanters on goalie duty?

It's a safe bet that we get what you're asking although imagine how that sentence looks to a person who can read and speaks perfect English but isn't an elf nerd.

Hey man I'll sling blade with ya I don't give a fuuck mhm

[red_demonman]

Use an army of mage/necro bots to defeat bee island.

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[WarpathEQ]

Originally Posted by TheBlob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have not experimented with this, but I thought you needed to charm a mob in order for it to equip the equipment you gave it. Does Feign Death play a role in this strategy or is it just to avoid dying and you can actually give equipment to any non-KoS mob and it will equip it?

It doesn't work on every mob, quest NPCs will take items given as quest inventory and only human-like models will equip items (i.e. no dragons). But yes, there are NPCs you can equip items on without charming

[WarpathEQ]

Originally Posted by kjs86z2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

does green kite vulak guards in trips room w/ wizards and a couple enchanters on goalie duty?

Larger raid forces do. Smaller ones pre-kill or kite in vulak's room.

[Jimjam]

Moving a 2h weapon out of primary, putting it somewhere safe, swapping a 1h weapon to secondary in case dual wield passes it’s check, unequipping that item, getting the 2h back on cursor and into primary before missing a primary swing or an opportunity to 2h riposte an enemy attack.

[kjs86z2]

Originally Posted by WarpathEQ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Larger raid forces do. Smaller ones pre-kill or kite in vulak's room.

how do smaller raid forces get vulak when there is a large one there competing?