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Old 09-07-2011, 01:11 PM
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Default couldnt believe this happened

so as i was making a delivery a couple days ago, there were some kids in the circle at the end of the road jumping these little ramps on skateboards

ive never ridden a skateboard, but it looked ridiculously easy

i stated that obvious fact and they challenged me to try to jump off one of the ramps

not only did i jump it, but i did a double gainer (done plenty over water) and landed on my feet standing upright balancing the board on my head

damn im so great at everything

can i get a wut wut
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