An open letter to Rants and/or Flames community members

[Tiggles]

I need some snappy lines to put on a card for my girlfriend to make up for ignoring her while playing Skyrim and eating Pats cheesesteaks at 5am while she was up trying to get ahold of me.

Everquest related lines get a plus.

Best I could think of is "I'm as sorry as TR is filled with cheating scumbags"

But it seems a little to angry.

This is serious btw I need it soon.

Thanks.

[Eldaran]

you from Philly bro?

Say "Baby nothing is more important to me than you, but I am a stupid male and sometimes forget my priorities. Please come have sex with me to make up."

[Truth]

"don't worry about dinner 2nite hun, my beef in ur taco"

[Diggles]

My dick has a clicky mesmerize effect

[Tiggles]

This is an I'm sorry note

need more input plox

[Ektar]

I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp <insert bad camp here>

[Ektar]

god fucking damn it I did the carrots.

I'm sorrier than when I decided to camp [insert bad camp here]

[Tiggles]

Better.

You casted heart flutter on me and I'm sorry I feigned death on you last night to play skyrim.

[Diggles]

I can't resist your Harmony.

[Diggles]

I hope my mend skill is high enough to make up for this