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Old 05-31-2010, 02:13 PM
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Well i had a sister but she wasn't who my sister is now, she had dark hair and looked almost exactly like me. We lived in this terribly HUGE dilapidate...d apartment complex in England. Our mother was a drunk and was never home, and my sister was a slut and she liked to flirt with Sean Connery who lived 2 floors under us. One day my sister went to go flirt with Sean Connery. I had to go find her about an hour later. When i walked in my sister had her legs open a bit, her hair was in pigtails, and her dress was hiked up real short and she was sharing a bottle of red wine with Sean who was laying on the ground looking up her skirt, he asked if i wanted to join the party

i said no but id have a drink. Sean made me come to him to get the drink, so i did. Then i made out with him. A few minutes later i said that i knew the feeling that i was feeling and that i knew what he had done to me.. he drugged me. Not my sister though, im not sure why since she was drinking the same wine as ...me. Sean then stood up as watching him move made me fall to the ground, he then tried to rape me. I tried to escape but i didn't see any way out. I then took the knife out of my pocket that i had saved for a rainy day, i stabbed him in the neck and he fell. Then i broke the wine bottle and smashed his face in with it.
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Old 05-31-2010, 02:45 PM
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Its okay, everyone gets raped by Sean Connery.
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:15 PM
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It's so easy to trust that accent.
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:20 PM
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no pics, no good.
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:33 PM
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Pics, or GTFO.
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:39 PM
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I'll take The Rapists for 200.
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Old 05-31-2010, 11:00 PM
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did abacab need to make a new account, or is this an imposter?
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:23 AM
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Sean connery is scottish anyway. Of course he's gonna rape you. The only wonder is why he hasn't already done it.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:30 PM
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I'll take The Rapists for 200.
I'll take Famous Titties for $400
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:36 PM
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I've got to ask you about the penis mightier!
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