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Old 01-03-2013, 07:33 PM
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Default Why do chicks think men wearing womans underwear is hot?

Why do all chicks think men wearing womans underwear is sexy?
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:36 PM
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women just like to see what kind of stupid shit they can get men to do in hopes of getting laid
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:42 PM
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Why would you want to have sex with a woman who has big enough panties that you can fit into them?

Damn girly men. Damn manly women.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:43 PM
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Women's underwear is almost universally overpriced and expensive, so when a woman spots a dude wearing it, she knows he is loaded and that makes her all hot and bothered.

I would also like to take this opportunity to propose we amend the draft to include women, in non-combat support and logistical functions.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:24 PM
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They don't.

But I'll let you in on a secret.

Girls dig it when guys wear leather and cowboy boots. Is why romance novels have so many cowboys in them. Girls just love the thought of a tough guy giving her the boot.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:37 PM
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More than anything else, girls like manly men, not these girly city men.

A guy that will do it all and sacrifice himself for his family.

And good in bed too.

Romance novels just love this stuff.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:43 PM
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I like these threads.

They're all asking "What does a woman want?"

The typical idea is they want a body builder or a man with a 24 inch cock. But it ain't true. What they picture in their mind is somebody that's 6 foot wearing a checker shirt that's thickly built but not full of himself (not a build builder). A man that can wear a beard and it looks good. Looks just as good when he cuts it. A man that can look just as good with longer hair as with shorter hair. Someone that looks like a young to middle-age George Clooney or Harrison Ford. A firemen or maybe a foreman. Somebody who makes decent money. Somebody who doesn't eat health food unless they're forced to. Isn't obese because they work too much. Etc. Etc. Etc.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:47 PM
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Just read romance novels written by/for woman.

And you'll answer all your questions after reading a couple dozen.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:07 PM
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If you're a guy that's independent and you're making 30,000 a year or better, you're already a prime candidate for dating. So don't worry about being perfect. Just be a gentleman.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:11 PM
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There're a lot of woman that don't expect a guy to have great looks or perfect manliness. But being responsible and being able to actually help support a family is go or no go.

YOu absolutely must be able to be responsible and contribute to the family.
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