Someone posted this hilarious story in another thread, who is this checkraise fellow?

[Safon]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.


Lol'd pretty hard but I have no clue who checkraise is, so I feel like I am missing half the humour value

[Rettii]

lol

[Proverbs28]

checkraise is heartbrand on the forums

he is also known by several other lvl 60 accnts too.

hes "big things" in the everquest world.

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Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this = hiding
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There he goes

[Mornin]

had a good giggle at above picture

[Proverbs28]

lol i wonder if some kind of exploit caused him to path up there.

i assure you heartbrand has a logical explination for it.

lmfao actually.

for the love of god....

thats pic alone would be enough to make me never show my face on this forum again.

[heartbrand]

the best part of the picture is that the tree is actually northwest hiding as well in tree form

[Proverbs28]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the best part of the picture is that the tree is actually northwest hiding as well in tree form

correct, only he didn't fulfill 1400 year old muslim prophecy by doing so.

https://www.project1999.org/forums/s...ad.php?t=95467

[patriot1776]

that story hilariously true

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Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the best part of the picture is that the tree is actually northwest hiding as well in tree form

lol made it even better